Katherine of Aragon - Got the Wicked ribbon. Died at age 39 of a heart attack. Was a dance instructor, had 17 kids and 16 lovers, was hundreds of thousands in debt when she died.
Anne Boleyn - Got the Mediocre ribbon. Died at age 31 after being attacked with an assault rifle. 2 lovers, 3 children, worked as an exorcist. No one in her family could be bothered to attend her funeral.
Jane Seymour - Got the Rich ribbon. Died
in her sleep at age 111. Was baker, had 5 lovers, and 1 child. Most of her husbands were rich older men. Asked people for money a lot cause she was in debt. Had an alcohol addiction, tried a lot of drugs, and almost got arrested for DUIs and assault several times.
Anne Of Cleves - Got the Successful ribbon. Died in her sleep at age 71. She worked as a nail technician and had 2 lovers. I purposely named her kids Girby and Brecklynn, the worst names I could think of. She went to jail at age 8 for assaulting her classmate.
Katherine Howard - Got the Successful ribbon. Died at age 71 of a stroke. Had 13 lovers and two children, Winston and Eliza. Worked as a museum employee. Gave 3 men herpes, and had 2 unsuccessful marriages.
Catherine Parr: Got the rich ribbon. Died of natural causes at age 73. Was a history teacher then a writer. Both her and her husband cheated on each other, and ended up getting divorced. She had 3 lovers and 1 kid, Mary. Her life really wasn't that interesting overall.
