Spot - got the Scandalous ribbon, died at 31 from tuberculosis, committed 2 murders and spent 16 years in jail
Race - got the jailbird ribbon, died at age 15 from being attacked with an ice pick, escaped from prison twice but his mom turned him in twice
Davey - got the hero ribbon, died at 74 in his sleep, 2 kids and 2 lovers, was a financial analyst, got divorced, remarried, then got cheated on
Albert - got the lazy ribbon, died at 50 from being attacked with a long sword, never went to college, had friends, had any lovers, or got a job
Crutchie - got the generous ribbon, 4 kids and 1 lover, died from a heart attack at 69, I kept making him buy houses for his kids and his wife got mad and two kids refused to take any houses he bought them, worked as a baker
Jack - got the rich ribbon, died after getting shot at 67, was a chef, had 2 lovers and 3 kids, his second kid got mad because he gave all his money to his oldest son
