a/n: idk why but i laughed rlly hard at this pic
07
unknown number: hello annalise
annalise: uh who is this?
unknown number: this is luke's friend calum :)
annalise: oh hi! how'd you get my number?
calum: i stole it from luke
annalise: does he know?
calum: shhhhh
annalise: ...
calum: haha no he doesn't know oo
annalise: where is he? i haven't talked to him in like seventy-two hours haha
calum: obsessed much
annalise: am not
calum: so what do u look like lol
annalise: a cactus wbu?
calum: o rlly? haha sounds attractive. although I was thinking more of a pineapple but that'll work ;)
annalise: be careful, I'm prickly
calum: I don't mind a few pricks here and there
annalise: okay then
annalise: what do u look like?
calum: asian
calum: jk ha you call me that and you die
annalise: do u like noodles
calum: what no
annalise: Chinese food?
calum: everyone likes chinese food
annalise: incorrect! my cat hates chinese food. wonder why *cough* catmeat *cough*
calum: <image>
annalise: what is that
calum: it's my cat
annalise: that's some messed up shit omfg that's going to haunt my nightmares
annalise: that's going to scare my worst nightmare!!
calum: oh stop it she's adorable
annalise: what's the demon cat's name?
calum: her name's trixy and she's quite harmless
annalise: tell that to your cold, dead, lifeless body after she's done with it.
calum: wow
annalise: hahaha
calum: so besides being prickly what else are you?
annalise: violent
annalise: morbid
annalise: ..........................................................sexy
