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annalise marie found you on messenger using your phone number.
annalise marie: hey
luke hemmo: oh hi is this annalise?
annalise marie: no
luke hemmo: who is this then?
annalise: will smith
luke hemmo: brUH
luke hemmo set annalise marie's nickname as "will smith".
will smith: Jkjk I wish
luke hemmo: so ur not will smith? :(
luke hemmo set annalise marie's nickname as "not will smith".
not will smith: unfortunately not
luke hemmo: this is annalise, I know it
not will smith: actually, this is jake from State Farm
luke hemmo set annalise marie's nickname as "jake from State Farm".
jake from State Farm: and I'm wearing khakis
luke hemmo: haha very funny
luke hemmo set annalise marie's nickname as "annalise".
annalise: hehe
luke hemmo: see now you're saying it! I'm rubbing off on you
annalise: in your dreams
annalise set luke hemmo's nickname as "lukester".
lukester: i knew it was u bye
annalise: bye?
lukester: **btw GAH fucking autocorrect
luke hemmo set annalise marie's nickname as "Annalise from StateFarm".
Annalise from StateFarm: that makes two of us
Annalise from StateFarm: seriously it's like they made autocorrect just to infuriate everyone
annalise marie set luke hemmo's nickname as "lukey pooky".
lukey pooky: it was a genius plan
luke hemmo set annalise marie's nickname as "annalise is cute".