Ryland Storms Fanfic
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Sydney finds this app called tiktok and posts a video that goes viral. She goes to California and falls in love with another social influencer.
In the morning, I wake up to people jumping on my new bed. I adjust my eyes to the light and see Larray and Avani here.
You:what are you doing here? Avani: girls day, remember! You:yeah. Are we going somewhere or. Larray:we are staying here. You:ok. You can pick my outfit for today if you want. Avani:are you thinking what I'm thinking? Larray:bitch of course!
Larray and Avani go to my closet and look through everything. I sit up and wait for them to come out with an outfit, soon they do. They bring out this👇🏻
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I go to the bathroom and change into it. Avani comes in and does my makeup and hair. We come out of the bathroom and all of us sit on my bed.
Larray:so, first we walk to the kitchen and make waffles. You:pancakes are better! Larray:NO they are NOT! You:yeah they are! Waffles has an e which is in hoe. So Larray you are, in fact, a hoe! Larray:THIS BITCH DID NOT JUST CALL ME A HOE! You:I did call you a hoe! Larray:well pancake has an a which is in asshole! You:that's good though! Asshole are right next to the vagina, which is where boys put their ducks in when they have sex and you know what happens after 9 months? A human being comes out! I am one of the reasons why humans are not extinct yet!
They both stare at me.
Avani:that escalated quickly. Alex:way to quickly! You:when did you get here?! Alex:I have been here since I heard Larray yell "this bitch did not just call me a hoe." And I have been recording the whole thing. You:so uh, breakfast? Avani:lets just go make pancakes AND waffles.
Us 4 walk to the kitchen and everyone is there.
Thomas:why did Larray yell "this bitch did not just call me a hoe?" Avani:we aren't going to talk about it. You:again, I am one of the reasons humans are not extinct yet! Chase:that probably got out of hand. You:yeah because- Avani:OK!! Enough. You:I didn't even get to finish! Calvin:finish! You:Chase that is correct. You can hold babies in your hand and you know where babies come from? Patrick:my mom always told me I came from Mars. You:well that's wrong, but your just a different breed so you probably did come from Mars. Anyway, they from from the vagina and you know what goes into a vagina? Paper:tampons? You:yes but not the answer right now. Ducks do! And you know what is right next to a vagina?! An asshole! So there for- Thomas:ok, we don't need to hear the rest.
Nick whispers something to Ryland.
You:we don't keep secrets here! Say it louder so everyone can hear! Nick:I said, this is a weird subject to talk about before breakfast. You:mhm sure.
I whisper to Larray and Avani "probably about the girl they were talking about yesterday. Which wasn't me!"
Nick:looks like your keeping secrets now! You:actually I'm not. I just told 2 people so, it's kinda not a secret. Chase:how does that make sense? You:it's easy. So say you have 2+2+2. There are 3 2's, so one of the 2's tells both the other 2's that 5+5 is 10. That's a fact and not a secret, like I was the 2 that told the other 2's, which are Avani and Larray, that 5+5 is 10. Micheal:I hate how she just combined math with that. Mia:was math your best subject in school? You:yeah, how'd you know? Micheal:literally stupid. You:I bet you would of thought of a way to, I shouldn't finish that sentence. Larray:probably best if you didn't. Alex:no say it! You:ok. I bet you wouldn't of though of 10 different way to kill one single person!
