Dragon Ball Six: The Musical

Ex-Husbands

Lights flicked on, lighting up a stage as six figures stood in a line, both tall and short, human and alien alike. One by one, they spoke.

"Divorced."

"Beheaded."

"Died."

"Divorced."

"Beheaded."

"Survived."

"And tonight, we are..."

Suddenly the lights go out, colors flashing on the stage as the six figures started singing, revealing them to be all guys.

"Live!"

Listen up, let me tell you a story.

A story that you think you've heard before.

We know you know our names and our fame and our faces.

Know all about the glories and the disgraces.

I'm done 'cause all this time,

I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme.

So I picked up a pen and a microphone.

History's about to get overthrown.

Divorced.

Beheaded.

Died.

Divorced.

Beheaded.

Survived.

But just for you tonight,

We're divorced, beheaded, live!

Welcome to the show, to the historemix.

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix.

Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands.

Raising up the roof, till we hit the ceiling.

Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing.

Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands...

But now we're

Ex-bands

All you ever hear and read about

Is our ex and the way it ended.

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush.

You're gonna find out how he got unfriended.

Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice.

'Cause we're taking you to court.

Every Namek Rose has its thorns,

And you're gonna hear 'em live: in consort.

Divorced.

Beheaded.

Died.

Divorced.

Beheaded.

Survived.

But just for you tonight,

We're divorced, beheaded, live!

Welcome to the show, to the historemix.

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix.

Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands.

Dancing to the beat till the break of day, once

We're done, we'll start again

Like it's the Renai-ssance.

Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands... 

But now we're

Ex-bands

Divorced.

My name's Tien Shinhan,

Was married twenty-four years,

I'm a paragon of royalty.

My loyalty is to the planet Earth,

So if you try to dump me

You won't try that again.

Beheaded.

I'm that Son Goku, and I'm up next.

See, I broke Frostbite from the church.

Yeah, I'm that powerful.

Why did I lose my head?

Well, my sleeves may be blue,

But my lip bleeds red.

Died.

I'm Yamcha, the only one he truly loved.

(Rude...)

When my son was newly born, I died.

But I'm not what I seem

Or am I?

Stick around and you'll suddenly see more.

Divorced.

I've been Krillin from Earth.

(Ja?)

When he saw my portrait, he was like—

(Ja.)

But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic.

Funny how we all discuss that

But never Frieza's little...

Prick up your ears, I'm Vegeta

Who lost his head.

Beheaded.

For my promiscuity outside of wed.

Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives.

Vageta is here and the fun's begun.

Survived.

Five down, I'm the final one.

I saw him to the end of his life.

I'm the survivor, Piccolo.

I bet you wanna know how I got this far.

I said, I bet you wanna know we how got this far.

Do you wanna know how we got this far?

Then, welcome to the show, to the historemix;

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix.

Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands.

Get your hands up, get this party buzzing.

You want a fighter, well, there's half a dozen.

Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands.

But now we're

Ex-bands.

One, two, three, four, five, six!