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Wanda: why are you crying...
Y/n: i may or may not have pranked nat
Wanda: *silence*
Y/n: i'm gonna die right???
Wanda: yeah...
Nat: Y/N!!!
Wanda: *pulls out phone and presses play*
~in the arms of a angel, fly away~
Y/n: please don't forget me
Wanda: *lays a kiss on y/n's temple* i won't, i'll always remember you. now run.
Y/n: *runs away crying* I SAID I WAS SORRY NAT!
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Carol: oh, my god. this is the worst thing I've ever seen. and i've seen a prositute change her tampon on the sidewalk.
Y/n: who are you calling a prostitute?
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Y/n: they're still trying to decide on a punishment for what you did
Peter: did you tell them i feel so bad and i have a tummy ache
Y/n: i did, they didn't care
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Loki: this is my "i don't care" face
Thor: that's your normal face
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Tony: one day i wanna be a dad
Y/n: you already are
Tony: peter isn't my child
Peter late at night writing in his journal: today marks the day i was disowned by my own father...
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y/n: what am i supposed to do when you're gone
natasha: i don't know, what do you normally do when i'm gone
y/n voice breaking: wait for you to come back
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peter: don't rush to grow up it's a fucking trap
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pepper: sice when is babysitting y/n, and the avengers my-
pepper: oh my, god, that's exactly my job
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peter: i knew it. we should'nt have come back
pepper: we had to, there's safety in numbers
y/n: yeah well, there's also death in numbers, pepper. it's called a massacre
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pepper: y/n what's your street name?
y/n: 'lil y/n/n
pepper: you live on a street called "'lil y/n/n"?
y/n: oh you meant my adress?
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y/n, to pepper: you knew what would happen! as soon as you mentioned chocolate, you knew i'd want to eat it! you know my nature. this isn't fair! you're using my nature againts me!
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pepper: you need to go a little easier on y/n... they're having a hard timr with training
natasha: i'm just trying to get the best out of them! we don't just give out participation trophies here, pepper
natasha: ...well, actually, yes we do. peter makes them and they're adorable. but that is besides the point
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pepper: mybe you should focus on your own health... when was the last time you had a carrot
y/n: weel, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. if i absolutely have to, i'll just eat the frosting
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pepper: y/n, why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
y/n: you mean, 'why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?'
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pepper: ther is a strict no animal policy in the compound
y/n: except for pepper's high horse, which occasionaly makes an appearance
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pepper: y/n! that's to much coffee
y/n: coffee cures depression
pepper: no it doesn't
y/n: more espresso less depresso
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y/n: i wish someone would take me out
pepper: on a date?
natasha: or with a sniper?
y/n: suprise me
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pepper: hey i'm back from the store- what now?
y/n, stuck on top of the fridge with a pot in one hand and a nerf gun in the other: i saw a spider. nowhere is safe. we'll rendez-vous in nova scotia. i'm burning the house down
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pepper: can i have word with you?
y/n: are you going to kill me?
pepper: what? no, the opposite actually
y/n: ...i'm going to kill you??
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