plot: jane is a simp
!!TW!!: mentions of death
3rd pov:
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"My darling, I must go back to into town today and rip the throat out of the man who sold me these flowers." Jane declares with a flower crown in her hands, "this is for you by the way." She finishes before putting the crown on your head. "Why?" You ask her adjusting the crown slightly. "When the man asked who these flowers were for, I said they were for my beloved. And he had the audacity to call me a SIMP, a simpleton. I am a woman of high respect, I wll not allow for the biashpemy to stand hence why I must separate his head from his body." "That's not what simp means." "Well by all means darling, enlighten me as to the definition." Jane says resting her head on her hand. "It means one who is hopelessly devoted to their love." "Oh then yes, darling. Yes I am a simp for you. I am also quite gald you told me this. I would've hated to cause a scene for an undeserving person. With that out of the way, my darling let's retire for the night." Jane say grabbing your hand, "I want to watch another episode of true blood with you."
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