( 9 bad bitches in a band + Y/n )
Y/n: Hey guys, wanna try to make plans, fail and move on with our live?
Leigh-Anne: Sure!
Y/n: Tuesday
Lauren: Can't
Jesy: Will cancel last minute
Dinah: Will oversleep and forget to reply
Y/n: Okay thanks everyone
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Y/n: Jesus can walk on water, watermelons are 92% water.
Y/n: I can walk on watermelons.
Y/n: I'm 92% Ally!!!
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Y/n: I love you Jesy!
Dinah: I thought I told you not ot say anything stupid.
Y/n: Saying I love her isn't stupid.
Dinah: Anything you say is stupid.
Y/n: -_- gee thanks
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Perrie: Who wants to answer a would you rather question?
Y/n: Me
Perrie: Would you rather have sex with your mom in your girlfriends body or have sex with your girlfriend in your moms body?
Y/n: I don't have either acctualy so that's kinda awkward. But probaly the ladder option
Perrie: Oops-
Y/n: It's fine
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Y/n: Hey guys party at mine tonight starts a 8, BYOB. If you need anymore details text me off the groupchat.
Camila: Sounds good! Is it cool if I bring my cousin from Boston?
Y/n: God fucking dammit, Camila! I fucking told you so clearly to text me off the groupcaht! You can't come! Your cousin from Boston can't come. Fuck you. Fuck your cousin. Fuck Boston. Fuck the red sox. Fuck Tom Brady. Lose this number, mutherfucker. I am so done with your shit.
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