(9 bad bitches in a band + Y/n)
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Perrie: God I love Y/n
Jade: She's one of those girls that really does have it all, man
Perrie: She's beautiful, she's sweet, she's just-
Jade: Yeah total package
Y/n: Uhmmm
Dinah: OKAY WHO ADDED THEM
Normani: Dinah- YOU did
Dinah: I did?
Perrie: You met her girlfriend though
Jade: Man that girls a wacker
Perrie: God she sucks
Jade: I mean I get it, it's super cliche to talk shit about super hot girls girlfriends but like I don't like her
Perrie: Like bought her a whole bouquet of flowers and sent them to her work
Jade: To be that insecure bro, to get your girl flowers just like to stunt on the rest of us
Perrie: right? Like why is she with her?
Jade: That girls just fucking weird bro
Perrie: Yeah totally she sucks
Camila: WTF
Y/n: that wasn't nice
Lauren: TeAaaA
Perrie: Good for her though
Jade: Ugh she's so hot
Perrie: She's so fucking hot
Jade: She must be doing something right if she's dating Y/n
Perrie: She's as close to a perfect 10 as it gets
Jade: Yeah
Y/n: ty girls😂
Camila: ❌👄❌
Jesy: LMFAO POOR CAMILA
Jade: Oh so you think you're better than me Camila?
Perrie: THATS THE VIBE SHE GIVES OFF
Jade: For sure
Perrie: Like she posted a video of her in Africa yesterday rebuilding homes, idk smething about clean water
Jade: Yeah! I saw that too!
Perrie: STOP SPAMMING MY INSTAGRAM FEED WITH BULLSHIT
Jade: Yeah
Perrie: Like you gotta go all the way to Africa just to flex?
Camila: WHEN DID I GO TO AFRICA?
Leigh-Anne: I think she meant viturally
Jesy: 🍵
Perrie: Good for her though!
Jade: She's so hot!!
Y/n: Thank you sm bubs and bubba🥺🥺
Perrie: Not a problem beautiful
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This one was really fun to write ngl.
