31. Strike it with a light saber.
32. Put in inside hermione's awesome bag and let it get lost between the millions of things in it.
33. Get a moleskin pouch like the one Hagrid gave Harry. Put the book in it and lose the pouch! Then nobody will be able to find it.
34. Throw it infront of on oncoming train.
35. Feed to a horse.
36. Go skydiving, take it with you and throw the pages in the air!
37. Chuck inside a stable. Nobody will ever rread it again!
38. Steal a time machine, go into the past, steal the only manuscript from the author and destroy it using one of the methods shown before.
39. Use as a dartboard.
40. Send it to an adress which doesn't exist, don't write your address so it cannot be returnes, put 500000000 stamps and let it get lost in the mail.
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100 Ways to Murder a Twilight Book.
HumorAs the title says-100 ways to destroy or murder the more annoying book on Earth. P.S. This is just for fun so no offense to the author or anyone who is in love with this book.
