61. Make your dog poop on it.
62. Take a swiss knife, and slowly detroy each and every page with a different blade.
63. Make holes through it using a drill machine.
64. Put in a hole, and pour concrete over it.
65. Freeze it using a freeze ray (despicable me) and then smash it using a sledge hammer.
66. Nail it to the ceiling of a twihard, and then watch them try to save it. So every time they try to remove it, a page will tear of and you can laugh sadistically.
67. Chuck it into a lit fireplace.
68. Post it to a non-existant adress with no return address.
69. Send it to your cynical grandmother, and watch her destroy it.
70. Take a sword, chuck the book in the air, and slice it into pieces like a ninja.
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100 Ways to Murder a Twilight Book.
HumorAs the title says-100 ways to destroy or murder the more annoying book on Earth. P.S. This is just for fun so no offense to the author or anyone who is in love with this book.
