51. Give it to a vampire and watch them read it. And them watch them destroy the book with there fangs since they feel ashamed to be a. Armoire after being portrayed so weirdly on the book.
52. Give it to your enemy.
53. Use the sheets to make paper planes in class.
54. Go to the publishers and give them the book. And when they ask what's wrong with it, tell them that they destroyed the paper by printing such a horrid story and then walk out.
55. Chuck it off a skyscraper.
56. Let it get run over by a really dirty car.
57. Chuck in a puddle.
58. Tell a superhero that the only way to save the world is to destroy all the copies of the book.
59. Give it to Sheldon Cooper and let him use the pages for a science experiment.
60. Grill it in a barbecue.
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100 Ways to Murder a Twilight Book.
HumorAs the title says-100 ways to destroy or murder the more annoying book on Earth. P.S. This is just for fun so no offense to the author or anyone who is in love with this book.
