41. Flush the pages down the toilet.
42. Put it in the way of a super strong laser and burn a hole through it.
43. Make an elephant stand on it and flatten it.
44. Put it in the oven for 10 hours.
45. Use for batting practice.
46. Give it to a boxer to practice punching on.
47. Chuck it in cow dung in a farm.
48. Use pages to make origami figures.
49. Throw inside a aquarium which has a pirahna. Nbody will dare take it out.
50. Let a dragon breathe fire on it.
WOOHOO! HALF DONE. =D
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100 Ways to Murder a Twilight Book.
HumorAs the title says-100 ways to destroy or murder the more annoying book on Earth. P.S. This is just for fun so no offense to the author or anyone who is in love with this book.
