71. Take the book, put it in a bucket filled with Coca-Cola and chuck a full packet of mentos inside it and watch.
72. Give it to a goat to eat.
73. Go into the past and stop the book from being published.
74. Throw off the balcony of the thirty second floor of a high rise.
75. Throw inside a blender.
76. Use as a dart board in a sleezy bar.
77. Use the pages to polish your shoes.
78. Take it to a chemistry lab and start doing experiments with it using random chemicals.
79. Throw inside a pool filter.
80. Make paper fans out of pages and sell it to random people.
10 more. Only two chapters to go.
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100 Ways to Murder a Twilight Book.
ComédieAs the title says-100 ways to destroy or murder the more annoying book on Earth. P.S. This is just for fun so no offense to the author or anyone who is in love with this book.
