81. Saw the book into 10 pieces.
82. Use as a target for shooting practice.
83. Stick pins into it like a voodoo doll.
84. Use a shrink ray to shrink it and then let it fly away with the wind.
85. Use pages as toilet roll.
86. Put it in a box. Put the box in a box. And the box in a box. And the second box in a box. Continue until you run out of boxes and leave it on some random persons doorstep.
87. Give it your brother. He will find a way to detroy it.
88. Tear every single page out, hang out on a string in the balcony while it is raining, and let the ink run off the page.
89. Use for a paper mache project.
90. Chuck it in the bin of your school cafeteria.
It is tough to think of 100 ways to detroy a book. Anywho, enjoy.
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100 Ways to Murder a Twilight Book.
HumorAs the title says-100 ways to destroy or murder the more annoying book on Earth. P.S. This is just for fun so no offense to the author or anyone who is in love with this book.
