Captide

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OMG If you don't know Captide, learn Captide. Okay, Captide if awesome, I know I said I have something against shipping inanimate objects... But I was thinging about it, and then I was all like "aw, screw this. Captide it is!" btw Captide is CapXRiptide. Now for some wedidng vows! Yay!

"Riptide, do you promise to take Cap as your legal partner, threw good times and bad, threw sickness and threw health, for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do."

"Cap, do you promise to take Riptide as your legal partner, threw good times and threw bad, threw sickness and threw health, for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do."

"You may kiss the Cap!"

*smooching*

*Percy comes in* "Yo! We are in the middle of a battle! Riptide what the Hades!

"I love you my Cap, I always will."

"I love you to, my precious Riptide."

*Riptide and Cap jump back to Percy*

Wow. I am really proud of this. I should like, get it published. Neeeeeext!

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