I ship it, Percy Jackson style

NicoXReader

I'm sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over this stupidity!  

JK,

I ain't sorry!

HERE ARE SOME SIMPLE STEPS TO WRITING A NicoXReader FIC: 

1) Wright yourself into the book, but do a really sloppy job.

2) If the author is female, make Nico not be gay.

3) Suddenly everyone else with crushes on Nico seem to have evaporated into a poof of pink smoke......

4) WHOOPS! SOMEONE MUST OF CURSED THEM! EVERYONE BUT NICO AND THE AUTHOR HAVE HAD TOTAL PERSONALITY SWITCHES INTO EXTREME BITCHES! MY BAD!

5) Um, when did Nico get a ton of girls after him? Wasn't he gay...? Did I miss something...?

6) Each chapter must be less then a page long.

7) If it's an AU, make sure to make Annabeth and Percy the bitches!

8) Just ignore all the other characters, the only ones that matter are the author and Nico. 

9) Don't worry about proper grammar, your welcome to talk like this: an thn nico wlked up to casey an he sad i luv u an she sad i luv u 2 thn they gt married an had 5 kids lter 4 0f them hve frnds but the sad go awy so the 4 0f them sad k and they lived happily evr aftr.

10: punctuation's are fore losers! Just right the entire story without one frucking period!

10 SIMPLE STEPS TO WRITING THE PERFECT STORY!

Aka, this ship socks royal potatoes.

ANYONE WHO'S ANGRY WITH ME WILL WANT TO READ THIS!

If this offends you for other things then ship, please tell me and I will edit it and fix it. If this offends you because I am dissing your ship, feel free to bust some capes lock on me in the comments, but keep rants strictly to the comments. If I find anything on my profile regarding this, and I mean, ANYTHING, I will delete it. If your comment on my book is offensive (Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, ect.) I will delete it immediatly, and if you comment it again I will not refain to report you.