Piper/Hazel

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Now this is one that I believe I actually haven't done yet. Nice. Actually, not really anything with Hazel. Did I even do frazel? Omg, shit, I'm so bad. Here I was think I was pure and then k realize I haven't done like two things (if even that!) with hazel in them. Thank you for this cruel awakening to my true sinfulness.

Anyway, now that we've had that shocking discovery, let's get on with the ship I'm here to discuss. Piper/Hazel, to which I do not know the actual ship name.

Now on one hand, this is a serious power couple.

I like power couples.

And, you know, lesbians. Always a plus.

On the other hand, Hazel is my little shmhoopy baby-poo sunshine sweetheart who I also happen to be married to and love very much and will love till the end of time and will have twelve kids with and live in a tiny house and wait no seven kids we'll be the Weaselys 2.0

*takes deep breath*

And Piper is my super strong buff muscly superhero who comes and saves my life but I then fall tragically in love with but soon find she loves me back and we also have eternal love get married and become Weaselys 2.0

*another deep breath*

So I guess, together, they'd be my little super strong shmhoopy buff baby-poo muscly sweetheart super hero.

And I guess that'd be pretty cool.

I ship it, Percy Jackson styleWhere stories live. Discover now