「 𝙻𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 」

♠ 𝙽𝚜𝚏𝚠 𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝 ♠

⚠️ Smut warning (obviously) ⚠️

[ Gender neutral reader ]

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) - He's pretty good with aftercare and makes sure you're alright afterwards. (But I feel like sometimes he just says "pog" and falls asleep.)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's) - Not really sure if it counts as a body part, but he loves his height and how big he is, but he also loves his muscles. His favorite part on his partners body would definitely be their thighs. He loves squishing his face in between them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) - He loves coming on lewd places like your face or ass. It really gets him going so he can go another round.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) - He likes to do cnc and role play stuff even though it makes him feel guilty and wrong sometimes.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) - He's pretty experience in this sorta stuff because he used to hook up with people when he was in collage and started masturbating and finding out what he was into when he was a teenager.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) - His favorite position is doggy style. He likes to watch himself go in and out of you and he loves the view of your ass.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)- He's very serious and never makes jokes or anything like that. The only time he isn't completely serious is when he's teasing you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) - He keeps it pretty clean down there but he doesn't like it completely hairless. Its usually a bit scruffy, kind of like his facial hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) - It depends on how romantic his partner wants to be at the time but if the choice if up to him he likes to be romantic at times but usually pretty casual.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) - He prefers actual sex over just masturbating since if he's going to have to clean up a mess he'd rather it be a mess he enjoyed making.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) - A kink he enjoys the most is orgasm denial for his partner and making them beg him to come. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) - He likes to do it in his home or work office the most because it feels wrong but like, in a good way.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) - When his partner is either acting really bratty or really innocent. It makes him just want to ruin him and make them obey.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) - He wouldn't want to bottom or be submissive. He'd just need to prove his dominance even more if his partner tried to top him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) - Of course he doesn't mind giving oral at all, but he prefers making his significant other choke and tear up on his member.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) - He's always extremely fast, unless he's wanting to torture his partner by being extremely slow. Either way he does it pretty rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) - He loves doing quickies out in public for the thrill, but if the two of you are at home he prefers actual sex.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) - He loves experimenting and taking risks, weather it's in the bedroom or out in public.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) - He can go for a while depending on how tired he is.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) - He likes using toys on his partner to make their high a lot better, but he'd rather not use them on himself.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) - He usually only likes to tease if his partner is acting ignorant or if he's doing a role play thing.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) - He's not loud at all. The most he'll do vocal wise is grunt and curse under his breath.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) - The scent of his member is really strong and gets even stronger when he's aroused.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) - His length is pretty long but his girth is huge and always too much to handle for his partners first time.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) - It's pretty average but unless he lets you know it's hard to tell when he's aroused.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) - He's always really tired so he falls asleep once he knows you've been taken care of and are comfortable.

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[ Requests: Open ]