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Macy's viewAbout a week after my outburst, I overheard Lucian and Louis, resting in the lounge after a particularly busy school day and 2 akuma's tacked on. They had decided to play chess and they absolutely cracked me up as I listened to their banter. Here is the monologue I overheard: -
Lucian: "I can put myself in checkmate if I do this."
Louis: Huh? What?
Lucian: Never mind...
Louis moved a piece and Lucian responded to the move: You raped me! You can take that horse now!
Louis: Thank you! Captain Obvious!
Lucian: What are you doing?
Louis: I don't know... What. Am. I. doing?
Lucian: Nothing... Yeah! Good.
Louis: Is that good? Do you really what to do that? Are you sure?
Lucian: Yeah, I don't know.
Louis: Bull crap. Um umm... Which one do you want to lose?
Lucian: Just that.
Louis: Or will you?
Lucian: What one do you want to lose? Lucian Laughs weirdly
Louis: It's a queen for a bishop. Louis Laughs like an evil villain.
Lucian: Goodbye horsie!
Louis: Good bye rook!
Lucian; Check.
Louis: Is it though? Good move!
Lucian: Is it?
Louis: No?
Lucian: Do I want to? No! I do not want to...
Louis: You're going to have to move your queen!
Lucian: Do I?
Louis: No! You don't!
Lucian: Are you sure you want to do that?
Louis: It's a great move! And Louis starts singing a random song which ends shortly afterwards.
Lucian: That's a green pen right there.
Louis: Do you really want to do that? Yes... how do you feel about trading queens? Sure.
Lucian: Who takes queens? Actually, I am forced to...
Louis: Or you can just run away with your queen!
Lucian: If you do that you end up in check there is no other way...
Lucian in a creepy voice: I know your mum.... I live with your mum... I saw her today.
Louis: When today?
Lucian: I saw her a few moments ago.
Lucian: Checkmate!
Louis: AM I though?
Lucian: What are you going to do?
Louis: I'm thinking...
Lucian: What are you going to do?
Louis: What if I do a sneaky... Louis moves king and queen at same time while Lucian moves his horse.
Lucian: Oh! I didn't see that...
Louis: Game continues...with random singing noises again stopping shortly afterwards.
Lucian: Check! How can I make a stale mate?... I know exactly how!
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miraculous children
FanficThis story is "book 2" - the continuation from Miraculous x Avengers. This book started February 2020 Cover by @Queen_Of_Fantasyland