"Hee" said mr. Hydro Abyss mage as he teleported around you.
You tried to hide the fact that you were turned on by his strange moans. Also, he was making you kinda horny. Enough about that, you're supposed to be paying attention to spiral abyss. But you cannot, since the hydro abyss mage is too sexy. Feeling a lil bit bold you say, "hydro abyss mage, i wanna have your kids". Then the spiral abyss countdown timer stops, and hydro abyss mage strikes a seductive pose. He says "baby, i've been waiting for you to say this." then you guys start fucking and 9 months later you have a mini hydro abyss mage! yay!
Diluc proceeds to kill the mage because fuck mages. But then you kill diluc so he ends up just like his dad! :) anyways nobody came to diluc's funeral except for like razor maybe but then razor was grossed out by diluc so he left. Also diluc invented rabies and gave them to razor and thats a fact.
As all of it unfolded, Zhongli was taking a stroll outside. Thinking about what he shall do now that he has left behind a phase of his life?
He thinks to himself, "As much as I enjoy my life now, how can I assure that I will have enough mora to pay for my overdue Chipotle bills?"
