It was a cold evening in Liyue. Childe was making his way back to (wherever gingers inhabit??) when suddenly he is shoved into an alley. Trembling, he asks: "who is there?" A beautiful voice answers "hį". The orange- haired man looked to his left to see a beautiful middle aged woman. Tiddys. Much. "Who is u" he asked. "Nicki". Immediately following he feels AirPods shoved into his ears with Super Bass tearing his eardrums apart. His ears begin bleeding aggressively (I think idk if people with ginger hair can feel pain). The rest of what happens in the alleyway goes blurry. All he can feel is płēäśúrē (ew). When he awakes, he is greeted by a pink dictionary next to him. On it is a post it. "Love, Nicki" and the book is a Nicki Minaj dictionary. Childe will never forget.
Done that was painful
