It was another long day of fighting hilichurls for Zhongli. There was just something about reining terror on them that brought Zhongli nearly to tears. Every time he saw his meteor striking down on them it brought excitement through his veins. He always tried to hide the fact that he found joy in this destruction, he never wanted people to know that he enjoyed descending his juicy meatball down on the people below him. Every time the meteor struck down to the Earth... he just wanted to stroke it. He wanted to feel the impulse of the geo power and wanted to feel the stone running through his veins. Even when he accidentally caused the meatball to descend to the Earth to hit nothing but rock, he enjoyed it. There was nothing more that excited him than seeing the beefy stone crushing down to the face of the Earth. And then the meatball died and Zhongli fucking cried tears and faked his death or some shit like that. IDK I didn't read the lore I just know that Zhongli a fucking dramatic ass bitch that's in love with himself and wants the world around him to suffer.
Zhongli walked home while having a mental breakdown over the meteor he loved with his whole heart. To see it vanish like Guizhong brought FEAR and SADNESS throughout his BODY. Hu Tao sees the crying peepaw and asks, "Zhongli... why are u crying"
"You wouldn't understand..." The wise archon said
The next day Zhongli then grabs a pebble and makes out with it to stop his sexual frustration over his meteor the end
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