As you walked across Mond, a mustard haired man was following you around. It seemed to be trying to gather your affections, but your heart was set on REAL men. Strong Jose and his poetry and the brave knight of your heart. You were about to faint even at the thought of them sharing a moment of intimacy with you. You were so absorbed with your thoughts that you had neglected the rat next to you.
"My love, will you return my affections for you-" you didn't hear his voice after those words.
You didn't care what it had to say, you already were in love with the real men of Mond. Not the red head with family issues, not the seductive Captain, nor the piss colored "man" that was walking beside you. It was the BRAVE knight that was on the front lines of Mond and his gorgous hair and the bard who plays sweet songs for your enjoyment, kissing you under the moonlight for days. Both of them are under your control as an abyss mage. You were only in Mond to gather information but you had fallen in love in the process. If any of your brethen found out, they would've ended your by now.
