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Childe mcdonalds supremacy
Hey childe can i get uhhhhhhh a number 3 please Childe what the fuck answer me Childe answer me right now why arent you doing your job what the fuck Im going to report you to the manager Hey comrade, want a drink with that? Oh yeah let me get a sprite please make it extra spicy Comrade, this is a McDonalds. We aren't Taco Bell, and we don't put spice in every single food item. Shut the fuck up and make it extra spicy or i will piss on the floor Comrade... If you keep this up, I'm going to have to report you to the Tsarista Manager... DO IT YOU ED SHEERAN LOOKING FUCK I JUST WANT MY MCDONALDS SPRITE EXTRA SPICY WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR YOUR PEA BRAIN TO COMPRENHEND *Childe swears in sneezynayan and makes ur order* Thank u... im sorry for calling u ed sheeran but you kinda do look like him are you a music person or something why are you working at mcdonalds What do you mean, comrade? All the harbringers work at mcdonalds. The tsarista is our manager Ayo i dont know what the fuck your words mean silly little ginger boy but where the fuck is my sprite We ran out of sprite, you have to order another drink. Don't call me a ginger boy, or you'll regret it. *childe pulls out one of the kitchen knifes* How the FUCK you run out of sprite?? Ive been sitting here for 200 minutes yelling at you for this sprite and i will get it if i want it. Okay, gonger boy. How does that feel, huh? *morphs into a literal dinosaur* Childe curses under his breath, his face becoming hot... "You look exactly like Zhongli-sensei in his dragon form... I can't hold myself back any longer.. *PINS YOU AGAINST THE WALL OF MCDONALDS*" Ayo... mcdonalds childe... i wasnt expecting this *blushes cutely* are we about to make you a fatui housewife right now? See.. Sensei already impregnated me... But it wouldn't hurt to have more babies.. Would it..? *A smirk appears on the McDonald's cashier's face* Oh mcdonalds childe... it has been a lovely evening but i cant commit to having babies with someone who looks like ed sheeran... it just feels like bad genetics.. I'm so sorry *sighs shyly* *Childe growls* Really now, girly, you've ought to make things harder for me. I've given you a chance to change your life, and have wonderful plentiful babies with me, but I suppose if that is your decision, I support it.. *Childe walks back to the mcdonalds cashier area thing* *the spicy sprite mf just randomly exploded into a puddle of extra spicy mcdonalds sprite* *Childe looks back* Until we meet again, comrade.
