Taking a peaceful stroll through Mondstadt, you heard whispers and gossip about a traveler who recently dropped in and magically stopped Stormterror's attack against Mondstadt. Truly grateful for Lord Barbatos' assistance and for him being your god for forever, you took a visit to the Cathedral, saying your greetings to people you have conversed with before.
Practically speedwalking up the stairs, you noticed the air getting a little colder and the sky getting a little darker. Hmm.... Kaeya's doing perhaps? You think. You couldn't be even more wrong.
CHAP ONE END
CHAP TWO START
Hiding behind a stair rail, you watched as the funky little bard was getting attacked by.... FATUI RECRUITS?! You wish that you could step forward and save him, since you enjoyed his funky little songs quite a lot, but you didn't want to run the risk of possibly getting attacked by the Fatui.
"The smirk you wear looks out of place. Did you steal it from your master's face?"
"Should've held your tongue."
You watched as the bard was grabbed by... An egghead? You couldn't tell if they were a Harbinger or a Fatui recruit, but all you knew was that your favorite little bard was getting attacked by them.
Next thing you knew, you saw a bright light come out of the bard's chest and watched as the egghead person took something out of it.
"So. This is a gnosis?"
Gnosis?
"Wouldn't be caught wearing this ugly thing in public."
Ugly?? Anything owned by the bard was NOT ugly, you knew that for sure!!
You stood up from your spot and yelled out."H-Hey!!!!"
"Hm?"
The egghead person turned towards you. "And who are you supposed to be? One of the stupid little bard's followers, I suppose?" You stepped back in surprise. "And so what if I was??"
"Truly such a shame. You were a cute one too."
"H-Huh?"
You saw her walk towards your spot, and you cautiously stepped back. "W-Whatever you're gonna do to him, please don't!" The egghead woman pondered and put her hand on her chin. "Nah i'm gonna ignore you. Thanks for the advice my bestie." As she turned around to continue her torture on the bard, you stepped in front of her. "NO! DON'T!"
"Move out of my way."
"I'M NOT GOING TO!"
"You stubborn little-"
"WON'T YOU LOOK AT THAT! My two favorite people are interacting with each other!" The bard laughed as he clenched his stomach in pain. "What a very nice interaction, I see, yes indeed."
"Favorite people??" You exclaimed. The traveler spoke up from behind him, despite them being trapped between two Fatui recruits. "Yeah he's been stalking you or something lol"
"HE WAS HUH"
"No, no, you don't get it. I'm the god for the people." The bard spoke up."
"I swear i've heard that line in a movie about this girl going to restore the heart of the land and encountering a demi-god." You nonchalantly said.
"Well i'm certainly not a demi-god!"
"I would assume so because of your terrible rhymes."
"This is why you get no bitches, go out and get yourself some stitches."
"That was terrible"
"OKAY can you guys please stop talking i need to get out of here" The egghead woman interrupted both of them.
"First off, who even are you?" You yelled at the egghead woman."You don't know who I am????....."
CHAP TWO END
