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In the city, sounds of car horns were going off. Angry demons who just want to go home, or just want to get their jobs over with...
Inside IMP headquarters, on the door lies a sign, "Meeting in progress" with a small smiley face...
Blitzo, a red and black Imp, walks back and forth in front of a board, "Now I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes it's no one's fault, okay I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie..."
Moxxie opens his mouth in shock and in annoyance
"Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?" Blitzo finishes
Millie shouts, "What about a car wash!?"
"This is hell, Millie... no one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Ooh, What about a billboard!?" Blitzo's eyes sparkle...
"We can't afford a billboard, sir..." Moxxie mumbles...
"Helpful Moxxie, really glad you're here..." Blitzo says sarcastically shoving him into a window, "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide..."
Blitzo turns on a TV to reveal a commercial (Not the song)
Loona, Scarlette, and Blitzo eat popcorn, while Moxxie and Millie stare...
Blitzo sighs, "Those were good times..."
"Don't need any reminding sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad, last week one that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches..." Moxxie says
"Yeah, it's a waste of money, and time... plus, It was our salary! Our money! And who watches tv these days anyways?" Scarlette says...
"Hey excuse me, obnoxious about a super-fun jingle? Scarlette saying that took off your next salary..." Blitzo says
Scarlette frowns and crosses her arms...
"Anyway, it's a fun distraction when an advertisement starts spitting bullshit." Blitzo continues
"People love musicals, sir." Millie says proudly.
"Exactly, Millie... and we're basically doing a musical!" Blitzo says, he points at Moxxie and Scarlette, "Are you gonna to crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?"
"Sir..."
"Because, right now all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside..." Blitzo cries.
"Are you trying to crush his dreams, Scarlette and Moxxie?" Millie teases...
"I... What?" Moxxie asks...
"I thought I knew you two..."
"I can't believe you Moxxie, after I made you employee of the month..." Blitzo says holding up a messed up picture of Moxxie, "and Scarlette, I thought we were as close as pie... I guess our friendship... means nothing..."
"Okay, sir... I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater nobody actually likes the jingles..." Moxxie explained
"I liked it..." Millie says
Moxxie's hand shakes, "Do not..." He turns towards Millie, "Do not agree with him in front of me..."
A commercial plays...
--Commercial--
"Hi there, I'm Blitzo, the O is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P" Blitzo says pretending to hold up the I.M.P logo, "Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?"
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Crimson Red
Fanfiction18+ About: Scarlette is half Succubus and Imp. She was hired by her old friend Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business. She goes on many adventures with her friends, weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Mill...
