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Warning: REALLY, REALLY BAD!!! NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! (Well, the whole show isn't, but you know what I mean...)
They were driving in the I.M.P van... listening to rock...
"I LOVE THIS SONG!!!" Blitzo yells, he starts singing with it... badly...
"You are a spicy little- demon... you little... leaf blower!"
Loona was sitting in the front on her phone, staring with a 'What am I fucking doing here' Face...
Millie rolled down the window and smiled her head out the window, Moxxie was covering his ears...
Scarlette was sitting in the middle of the front, staring straight ahead... pretending like she doesn't exist... (literally me...)
Blitzo was about to park his van, but someone already took the parking place, the van was about to crash, and everyone freaks out, and Blitzo slams on the brakes, "HOLY SHIT!!!"
Blitzo stops the car, "Oh, you suck for life, do ya?" He pulls out a megaphone, "Listen up you unoriginal pink condom! You have 3 damn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" He stops talking through the Megaphone, "Oh, shit... Verosika?!"
She blows a bubble and pops it, "Blitzo..."
"Oh, shit..." Scarlette says quickly and hides...
"I should have known you'd be here, I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is *Falls out of van* *gets back up* Three rings down!" Blitzo insults.
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts..."
"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised to let your fat ass out of rehab, I can see you're still a drunken whore... clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell!"
"They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab was for sad-loser wash-ups..." She drinks some of her drink...
They were arguing...
Scarlette kept looking and hiding, trying not to be seen by her...
"Why do you keep hiding, Scarlette?" Loona asks, she looks outside, "No way..."
Loona watches as Verosika walks towards the van, she hides a little...
"Hey, hang on! You better move that pussy wagon, or I'm gonna-"
Blitzo stops when her bodyguard comes into view, he growls, "You'll what?"
"Or I'll... um... I'll call HR!"
The 3 of them suddenly laugh, then suddenly stop...
"Anyway... me and my new hellhound, Vortex... unlike you, he actually does his job well... Tata fuck stain *Points middle finger*"
"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that..."
"You know Verosika Mayday!?" Loona yells getting out of the van...
"Oh, yeah, I heard yeah we dated..." Blitzo stared mad and crosses his arms...
"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asks.
"You dated a pop star!?" Moxxie asks...
"Ok, why are you all acting like that's such a shock!?"
"Hello! it's Verosika Mayday?..." Loona frowns
"It's you?..." Millie finishes...
"I just... is she blind?!" Moxxie scratches his head
"Okay look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than what it needs to be... don't pry into your stupid personal lives..."
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Crimson Red
Hayran Kurgu18+ About: Scarlette is half Succubus and Imp. She was hired by her old friend Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business. She goes on many adventures with her friends, weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Mill...
