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The heaven gates pull up and Cletus (a cherub angel) shows up
"Well howdy, I'm Cletus, Welcome to heaven! You did something good to get here and good people deserve to give loved one's special blessings!" Cletus says
The C.H. E. R. U. B jingle...
"Nice one, B!" Millie says cheerfully.
Blitzo frowns, "Give another Mox!..."
Moxxie sets down a new TV then turned it on, 666 news shows up...
"Eh... no not feeling it..." Blitzo says, "NEXT!!!"
Moxxie changes it again...
"Eh... keep going... keep going..."
"I say, I say, are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL! Call me at Wacky Wally Waxford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money... Please, I'm very desperate..."
"Bingo!" Blitzo smiles and shoots the TV
Loona was sleeping until she woke up...
The place started rumbling, "Guys... do you feel that?"
"Oh, shit is that a Hell quake!?" Blitzo says
"Those don't exist, Blitzo... I think..." Scarlette says
"Don't panic Moxxie!" Millie says
"I didn't say anything..." Moxxie replies, "Hell quakes don't even happen..."
"Stop getting hysterical, Fatty!!!" Loona slaps Moxxie, and he flies...
Something crashes through the window, and Moxxie is crushed
"Do not be afraid!" A guy says.
"Please tell me you got that insurance thing..." Blitzo says
"Who are you! And what do ya want! *pulls out ax*" Millie yells
"I am Loopty Goopty, Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!"
"Could have used the door, dude... The front door would have gotten you here fine..." Loona says...
"Shut up, dear furry!" Loopty says then zooms away
"This is the man I'm gonna need you to kill!" He holds up an old photograph
Blitzo takes the photograph, "Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge... I can respect a man with that sort of passion... I'm Blitzo the O is silent... Now, what's the t-sis?"
"The tea?..." Loopty asks
"Guys help..." Moxxie groans (he was trapped under the wall pieces...)
"Yeah... why are we killing this guy... I mean what did he do to you?" Blitzo asks...
Moxxie mumbled something...
"He was... my business partner!"
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Crimson Red
Fanfiction18+ About: Scarlette is half Succubus and Imp. She was hired by her old friend Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business. She goes on many adventures with her friends, weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Mill...
