GROUPCHAT
THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
alastor moody
Happy birthday, Fontaine.
sage
thank you, sir
alastor moody
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, what's your status report on the DE mission that they're planning for next week
sirius
c'mon, moody, give her the day off
you only turn 20 once
alastor moody
And if Fontaine doesn't give us the information we need, we could all be dead by the time she turns 21.
Status report, Fontaine.
sage
sirius. heel.
sirius
ENOUGH WITH THE DOG INSULTS
james
someone's barking mad
remus
doggone it, sage, too far
lily
yeah, you're barking up the wrong tree
sage
sorry, i know sirius takes ultimutt offense to dog jokes
SIRIUS HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
sage
too far?
james
never
REMUS HAS ADDED SIRIUS TO THE CHAT!
remus
stop being so ruff around the edges, mate
SIRIUS HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
albus dumbledore
It appears that I am excluded from what seems to be a very funny inside joke.
sage
my apologies, professor
shall i add him back?
albus dumbledore
Only if I am allowed to make a joke as well.
james
this might be the greatest day of my life
lily
your wife begs to differ
sage
absolutely, professor
SAGE HAS ADDED SIRIUS TO THE CHAT!
albus dumbledore
I do believe you should answer Alastor's question, Miss Fontaine.
It's the leash you could do.
sirius
FUCKING HELL
i hate all of you
alastor moody
Either give me the status report, or you're out of the Order.
sage
they're attacking at dawn
they know that half of the order lives in the same village
basically most of the people in my year who are in the order live in godrics hollow
so they'll be there at dawn on 6 november
alastor moody
Thank you.
I assume you'll be fighting on the other side that day?
sage
unfortunately, yes
voldemort specifically asked for me to go on this mission
i've had a lot of time on my hands, though, so i've found a spell that will essentially 'baby proof' my wand for a set number of hours
so any spell i cast will be practically harmless
the killing curse will feel like a tickle, but stunning spells will still work with their full effect, for the most part
maia
glad to know you won't actually be shooting ak's at us, sagey baby
rowan
it'd be a massive bummer if that baby proofing spell didn't work
sage
don't worry, i'd just aim at james
james
how kind of you
lol
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