GROUPCHAT
SAGE AND HER SUGAR BABIES
sage
guess who's blackmailing edmund nott
well, technically, we're blackmailing each other
lily
you scare the shit out of me, sage
james
right on, sagey
how are you blackmailing him, though?
sage
so you know emma vanity?
and how she's married to lewis mulciber?
well
emma and nott are having an affair, which resulted in a baby
and natalia doesn't know
neither does mulciber
so when he threatened to tell the DE that i'm part of the order, i threatened to tell natalia that he had a secret love child with emma.
sirius
you're so evil
it's hot
remus
nasty
rowan
the BITE MARKS on maia's neck prove that you're nasty, too, mister lupin
maia
RO
SHUT UP
charlotte
NO WAY
YOU BIT HER, MOONY?
pervert
james
wait, you bit her?
like, BIT her bit her?
remus
no, not like that
just a nibble
maia
CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
sage
maia you're a slag
and that's alright
maia
DON'T SL*T SHAME ME
lily
stop censoring words maia
we're all 20+
no need to be sensible
rowan
can we backtrack to the fact that nott had a SECRET LOVE CHILD
james
no we've got to continue chatting about remus and maia's sex life
it's far more interesting than mine
sirius
oh, godric. you've really fucked up, mate
lily
james fleamont potter, YOU try pushing a 9 pound baby out of your vagina and get a THIRD DEGREE TEAR and then see if you want to have sex not even three months after
i swear if it weren't for harry, i'd leave you
maia
you tell him girl
james
so so so sorry, my dearest lily flower
i love you more than life itself
lily
shut up
what are we doing for sage's birthday
sage
nothing.
i've got plans to dress harry and madeleine up in matching dementor costumes.
sirius
i thought we agreed on little baby gryffindor quidditch players?
sage
why would we dress two future slytherins up as gryffindors?
james
MY SON WILL NOT BE A SLYTHERIN
sage
if i raise him right, he will be
lily
james, we'll love him no matter what house he ends up in
sage
i'll only love him if he's in slytherin
hold on, someone's at my door
sirius
it's me
let the love of your life in, please
sage
no
sirius
baby it's raining
and i'm cold
sage
unfortunate.
marlene
leave dog boy out in the rain, sagey
he deserves it
rowan
so, we all know about the furry little problem and the boys' fursonas, right?
maia
what's a fursona?
charlotte
no one tell her.
whoever told her what dilf means is on my hitlist, so if any of you say anything, there will be hell to pay
idk how i feel abt this one
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