Love Can Suck My Soul Dick

Back At The Kitchens

"GET UP, GET UP, GET UP" Madie yells, my personal alarm clock blaring.

"I'M UP, DAMN IT WOMAN" I yell back,

"You're gonna be late" she rolls her eyes.

I get up, and head to the bathroom, wear my uniform and do the same makeup I do every day, except less eyeliner, and black lipgloss instead of lipstick. I check the time, 6:15, I hate Madie Diggory, I thought it was 7 am. I roll my eyes, and decide I would walk around Hogwarts listening to burning pile, do I have an obsession with arson? Yes. As I'm walking into the common room, I see Cedric and contemplate ignoring him, but instead, I talk to him, like always.

"Hey, Ced," I say, cautiously

"Hey, you ready to meet Syd?" He says, I fake smile and say

"So excited" he seems to not have noticed the sarcasm drenched in my voice and continues talking about Syd.

"I'm gonna go take a walk," I sigh, then I walk out of the common room, and see George and Fred talking,

"Oi, Black, over here" I laugh as I respond to Fred's calls,

"What," I ask, rolling my eyes.

"Wanna pull a prank?"

"FRED AND GEORGE ITS 6:30 AM ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, WHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE TO PULL A PRANK" I yell, trying not to laugh my ass off

"It's gonna be on snape," George whispers. Suddenly, it's a good idea

"What are we doing," I ask, Fred starts laughing hysterically, at how I reacted to pulling a prank on Snape, I shoot back

"Keep laughing BuTtEeRcUp," I say laughing, he instantly shuts up and goes

"Ey, George, tell your girl to stop annoying me" Fred shoots back, George freezes for a minute until finally, he says

"They're not my girl, bUtTeRcUp, and no, I think it's quite amusing when Emerald here makes fun of you"

"Okay, so what are we doing? We don't exactly have all day" I say rolling my eyes.

"Okay so here's the plan...." they tell me what is gonna happen, and I get really excited, I hate to snape with a burning passion,

"GREAT" I half yell, excited out of my mind.

I go into Serverus class and he catches me, "what are you doing here, Miss Black?"

"I needed something, from your class why else Serverus?"

"It's Professor Snape to you," he says, trying to make me feel inferior.

"Okay, can I go," I roll my eyes,

"Didn't you need something?" he asks suspiciously?

"Yeah, I needed to meet someone here, and they're 45 minutes late, I don't wait longer than that" and walk away when as soon as I left the classroom, the pots started erupting purple powder, I run and meet up with Fred and George,

"AHAH THAT WAS HILARIOUS DID YOU SEE SNAPE'S FACE?" George yells laughing

"BAHAH YES, did you steal the invisibility cloak from Harry?"

"Duhhh, how else do you think we got it?" Fred says with fake annoyance plastered on his face.

"Speaking of which, we're gonna go put this back," George says, holding the cloak up,

"Okay, see you, boys,"

"Bye Rosey" I give a fake annoyed look and George laughs, then Fred laughs harder, I wonder what they're on about.

See, what really happened, I was used as a distraction, while the twins under the invisibility cloak, put smoke bombs in all the cauldrons, then they gave me a thumbs up and when I was out of sight, the bombs went off. I love pranking with Fred and George.