Love Can Suck My Soul Dick

Wish You Were Sober

I get up in the Gryffindor common room and go to the library, I've decided that I'm ignoring everyone, I sit in the library eating well, nothing. I go through the day sitting in the Library, ignoring everyone, when Cedric walks up to me.

"Hey Em"

"Go away, Diggory"

"No." He sat down, could he not?

"Then I'm leaving" I get up to leave.

"No, Em I'm sorry"

"What do you want me to say Cedric? 'It's okay, you brought my dad into a conversation and told me that I am not worth it'" Almost breaking, and yelling again.

"N-no"

"I need time to myself then, please leave," I say trying to keep my composure.

"Fine, but please, I was angry and getting defensive, I really am sorry" He gets up and leaves in defeat, after an aggravating couple of minutes, thinking about Cedric, I decide to get my mind off things I would read the letters. I pick them up, and take a good look at them, they were both made of old-fashioned parchment, the paper old enough for it to be used in the war, there was a dark purple seal on one, and a sage green one on the other. The purple seal had a very messy number one on it, and the green one had an even messier two. So, the number one must mean read it first? I'm not sure, but I pick it up and start reading.

Dear Eimaan black,

Hey Em, it dad, so, looking back, You probably think that I'm a death eater, and you have every right to think that, obviously, I do have a dark mark, you're probably 7, do you even know who Voldemort is, kid? Also, I know you probably hate your name, but your mom was/is stubborn (Is she alive?), almost more stubborn than James. Who's James you ask? James Potter, my first boyfriend. Yeah, I hope your not homophobic, or this would be awkward. Uhm, yeah so I guess this one is gonna basically be just me explaining my life, As you can see I am very bad at staying on topic, let's start with me and my family, I have a brother, Sirius Black, my mother was named Walburga Black, and my father was Orion Black, both dickheads, obviously, or you would be with them. I went to Hogwarts obviously, and my brother, Sirius, found friends immediately, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and James Potter. Seeing James was like seeing an angel, he strutted EVERYWHERE, but he was funny and sweet, and Sirius's best friend, I had to keep telling myself that, but looking at him gave me butterflies didn't mean I could like him. Plus, I was a Slytherin, he was a Gryffindor, and at first, James didn't like me, then fourth through the sixth year he finally asked me out, or well, I accidentally admitted to smelling James in amortentia, and he caught on, so we dated, it was a long process, the worst slow burn ever, well for me anyway, but by the end of the sixth year, Lily Evans finally started liking him, and he always loved her, so he picked her. Which sounds sad, and it was, for the both of us, James apologized, but I never could look at him the same again. Which was fine, it just meant that Sirius spent more time at the Potters. That annoyed me, although, It wasn't only the Potters Sirius spent time at, I caught him and Lupin snogging several times at Hogwarts, I used to hold it against him, I'm pretty sure Lily had a crush on Marlene, we were a bung of fags. OH SHIT UHM. I don't wanna cross it out because it might look bad, just pretend I didn't say that thanks Em, and then there's Aurora, Aurora was my everything. No, not like a romantic partner, She is my best friend, got me through the breakup, initial crush, and we were each other's outlets, we did everything together, until the end. Literally. After Hogwarts, well, let's keep these stories for the other letter.

Lots of Love,

Regulus Black (Dad)

So, let's start with the fact, my father's handwriting was worse than Nymphadora, it's either that or he was in a huge rush, either way, I could hardly read it, also was he a wizard nazi, or not? like you're going to have to be more specific, and Voldemort rose after they left Hogwarts, no? And HARRY'S DAD? OH MY GOD, THAT HILARIOUS. Also, not my dad saying the f slur (A/N IM NOT ONLY BI, BUT IM ALSO NONBINARY DONT CANCEL ME), what if I read it when I was homophobic. On the upside, MY DAD WAS BI. On the downside, he still might be a death eater. Also, there was no Sydney Gable mentioned here. Also, professor Lupin and my uncle huh? All of them really were gay. Still, he might be a death eater. After analyzing the letter for a long while, I decide well, letter number two? I pick up the letter with the messy and rushed number 2 and start reading.