Girlfriend? Maybe. [PJM & YJY]

Is Everyone Fucking Tonight? Part 1.

Hello! This one shot is going to be different from the ones previously. In this one, Jeongyeon is about to graduate high school with the rest of Twice, while the BTS boys have already graduated and are in their mid-twenties. Let's imagine that all of the BTS boys are all the same age for the sake of this one shot, ok.

As usual, the same disclaimer applies to this fic, as with the previous two. This work is not meant to slander, nor paint any of the BTS members, nor Twice members in a bad light. This work is fiction, and purely meant to be comical.

Mature content, ahead. Not edited. Let's see if I'm any good at writing a crack fic, lol. Please enjoy.

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Jeongyeon was at lunch, staring down at her lunch tray despondently. She hadn't touched her food yet, and was instead sighing as she waited for the rest of her group to arrive. She had not been in a good mood recently, and didn't understand why she felt the way she did. Maybe her downtrodden mood was the fact that it was Valentine's day, and she didn't have any plans.

The rest of the girls in her grade all had plans with their boyfriends. All she heard for the first part of the day was squealing, when girls found gifts in her locker. Girls non-stop gossiping, as they detailed to their friends about how amazing their boyfriends were. How lucky they were to have boyfriends.

Jeongyeon wanted to gag. She hated PDA, and anything associated with relationships. Which is probably why she's never been in a relationship to begin with. Don't get her wrong, she'd love to have a significant other, she just can't be bothered to spend time actually getting to know someone. Let alone, spend time building a relationship. She figures if she met the right person, she would be more than willing to devote time to their relationship, she just hasn't met that person yet.

The guys at her school were good looking, but it seemed that all of the good ones had been taken. The guys she'd consider dating all had girlfriend's. Which is fine. Maybe she's just not meant to meet her significant other in high school. Maybe they're meant to meet in college, who knows.

All Jeonyeon knows is that it's Valentines Day, and seeing all the inconsiderate girls flaunting their gifts while showering their boyfriends with love and affection was putting her in a worse mood than she already was. Stupid Valentine's Day. Why do people make such a big deal out of one shitty day in February? Jeongyeon wonders.

She's about to stab her fork into a chunk of meat on her tray to try and release some of her pent up annoyance, when eight other girls huddle around the lunch table. Everyone greeting each other as they all sit down. Jeongyeon is pleased that the rest of her friends have arrived, so that she doesn't have to continue eating alone, like some loser.

"I'm starving!" Momo whines as she vigorously digs into her food.

"Me, too." Nayeon agrees. 

"I thought that class was never going to end." Tzuyu exclaims incredulously.

The rest of the girls nod, and dig into their food too. Jeongyeon is taking a sip of her water when she hears Chaeyoung scoff from beside her. "Gross."

Jeongyeon puts her drink down, and along with the other girls, looks in the direction that Chaeyoung is looking. Sure enough, some girl has her tongue down a guys throat as she clutches on tightly to a red heart shaped teddy bear.

Jihyo sighs from the other end of the table. "I would kill to have a boyfriend. Like, literally kill. As in cold blood murder."

Nayeon eyes her warily, "Okay, Jihyo chill."