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gyutiddies
hi im back

seokedmin
STOP GIVING EVERYONE HEADACHES

seokedmin
YOU LEFT AND WE WERE SO SCARED

gyutiddies
sorry :( i just needed alone time

seokedmin
now you need buddy time
i offer one free hug

kwonshi
me too

wonwhyy
so do i

juniepop
everyone offers free hugs

yoongelic
too much hugging and dispatch will start talking

juniepop
ah shit right 10 of you can hug and i'll hug the other two

woojiryeongi
or we could just
not hug

yoongelic
and you're saying this while snuggled up with seungcheol or something

woojiryeongi
seungcheol isn't soft he's not hug worthy

icecreamscoup
HELLO??

juniepop
okay then groups of 4 can hug
someone will have to hug themselves :(

haolight
junhui darling are you okay

juniepop
no we must be careful while hugging

haolight
yes but
are you okay

joshuji
hehe
asparagus

icecreamscoup
fuck off

joshuji
what
i just heard it somewhere

icecreamscoup
stop or im snitching to dispatch that you're a dad

joshuji
im snitching to dispatch that you ask jihoon to call you daddy at night

yoongelic
why are half of our scandals being gay

chwesol
because it's true

yoongelic
for you
the rest of us are merely good friends

chwesol
aren't you engaged

yoongelic
yeah

icecreamscoup
YOU'RE ENGAGED???

yoongelic
yeah

icecreamscoup
why did i not know this

yoongelic
no one tells you anything because it's funny

icecreamscoup
you know what else is funny?
your lego cars broken and strewn all over the floor for you to step on

seokedmin
if i were the lego would gladly let jeonghan step on me

seokedmin
heck i would be BEGGING

kwonshi
i do not approve of this

joshuji
or maybe you could step on me soonyoung...

kwonshi
:0

haolight
try being faithful for once
it feels good

joshuji
you must not know what it feels like then

haolight
wdym

joshuji
you know exactly what i mean

fallingforboo
i must confess
i am a spy for dispatch

gyutiddies
im blaming you for everything

fallingforboo
shut the fuck up im exposing you and wonwoo

wonwhyy
we aren't even a thing

gyutiddies
yet
but still

gyutiddies
you do that and i'll expose that you practice yodeling in the showers

juniepop
This conversation deeply pains me.

fallingforboo
do that and i'll expose how you sing disney songs while doing the dishes

juniepop
I wish they would stop.

fallingforboo
i wish you would stop please you're scaring me

juniepop
I feel great delight in knowing that I can scare you, Boo Seungkwan.

fallingforboo
GET AN EXORCIST WONWOO'S GHOST HAS POSSESSED HIM

joshuji
that's not how it works boo
why don't u flash ur ass it scares everyone

wonwhyy
if he flashes his ass i will flash mine too xD

fallingforboo
MOM IM SCARED

kwonshi
I'M HERE CHILD

fallingforboo
THANK YOU PLS HIDE ME

seokedmin
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

juniepop
I don't know.

seokedmin
AAAA

icecreamscoup
are you kids okay

notyourbaby
the drought is driving us insane

haolight
you're already insane wdym

notyourbaby
you're as funny as han sungsoo is

fallingforboo
as a dispatch spy i find it important to reveal news

fallingforboo
choi seungcheol was seen last night buying twelve cans of beer, presumably not for the other members

fallingforboo
then he fed it to ducks
conclusion: he's shitty

icecreamscoup
in my defense they were drunk
and they needed a sippy sip

fallingforboo
read that again
i think YOU'RE drunk

fallingforboo
yoon jeonghan was seen flirting with han sungsoo so he could go out and eat more fast food even though he's on a diet

notyourbaby
ok but if dispatch wasn't so gross i would genuinely believe this happened

yoongelic
it has
but not recently
i have slaves to bring me food

icecreamscoup
you wish

yoongelic
shut up cheol you're literally slave number 1

fallingforboo
moving on

fallingforboo
hong jisoo was seen pretending to be kim jisoo and catfishing some random dude on omegle

joshuji
like you don't pretend to be wendy

fallingforboo
i do not

chwesol
yes you do i see it all the time

fallingforboo
oh yeah
chwe hansol is said to be in jail for snitching

fallingforboo
snitches get stitches ✂️

juniepop
ooh what did i do

fallingforboo
you choked on your diamond dildo

juniepop
nice