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joshuji
wake up drunk mfs its christmas

icecreamscoup
you're calling us drunk?
bitch started crying last night because he loved jesus

seokedmin
to be fair he does that even when he's not drunk

joshuji
do y'all hate me
like seriously it's christmas

haolight
oh right it's his birthday let's all shut up shall we

joshuji
i'm gonna leave i genuinely hate it here

yoongelic
babe you can come to me 🥰
i'll jingle your bells :)

juniepop
all i want for christmas is someone to rail me

woojiryeongi
why are j line so horny

gyutiddies
you're a part of j line

joshuji
the j in j line stands for jesus
now shut up and let me go to church

seokedmin
happy crimson!

kwonshi
it's christmas :)

gyutiddies
merry crisis

chwesol
merry chrysler

fallingforboo
will someone tell chan to get down from that tree he's driving me nuts

chwesol
never say that
all i imagine is dino holding onto your ballsack and driving it like a racecar

joshuji
i
does anyone have holy water

yoongelic
any water i touch is holy water because i'm a god

joshuji
no

notyourbaby
the tree needed a star okay
so i decided to do the honours

wonwhyy
why is there mistletoe on literally every item i own
and why is mingyu following me

kwonshi
so you two can go to town ya know

wonwhyy
you do know that mistletoe has to be hanging over two people right

wonwhyy
great now he's holding it above our heads

woojiryeongi
you think that's bad?
cheol hyung has been waiting outside my studio since yesterday

woojiryeongi
bitch acts as if i haven't already seen the ten sprigs of mistletoe all over the door frame

yoongelic
hah bitches i don't need mistletoe to get a kiss

joshuji
you're not getting any kisses in the first place

notyourbaby
i thought shua hyung would be santa
turns out he's the grinch

joshuji
wdym seungcheol's santa
i bet he has a big sack

icecreamscoup
WHATKSJDHDHDH
GO AWAY I HATE YOU

joshuji
love you too babe
anyways

haolight
sometimes i wonder why i bother waking up when everyone around me is a bitch anyways

juniepop
awww babe did christmas blues get to you

gyutiddies
his ass probably hurts from bottoming too much

haolight
what the fuck

kwonshi
i just wanted a candy cane

seokedmin
oh hi hyung

kwonshi
wtf happened

joshuji
oh uh minghao bottoms

haolight
so do you

joshuji
only on wednesdays 💅🏻

fallingforboo
while y'all are crying i'll be covering mariah carey and ariana grande so uh toodles

joshuji
now that you mention it

joshuji
kinda wanna channel my inner ariana grande and bop to jingle bell rock

chwesol
you did not disrespect mean girls like that

joshuji
why would i respect a film that's basically yoon jeonghan's biography?

chwesol
you're literally dating him i think you respect him a teensy bit

joshuji
you're funny what a surprise

yoongelic
this is why i didn't want to get married to you rudolph the red nosed reindeer's cum sock

joshuji
don't rub it in mrs claus's hairy concubine

icecreamscoup
do you guys come up with these names because what

joshuji
okay but ariana grande>>>

chwesol
boo seungkwan hits higher notes than she could ever hope to

joshuji
even i hit higher notes than boo seungkwan stfu

chwesol
when oh my girl sang dolphin they dedicated it to you and your high notes

fallingforboo
oh look they're fighting in english again

yoongelic
they're cheating on us i can sense it

joshuji
can you two shut up for one second i need to prove a point here

chwesol
what point
that you're a thirteen year old justin bieber fangirl?

joshuji
no that's chan

notyourbaby
look pledis said they would stop filming danceology if i didn't listen to them so

fallingforboo
not like they actually film it

wonwhyy
forget about your petty arguments and tell me why seokmin and soonyoung are humping the tree

joshuji
they WHAT

yoongelic
oh they said they were hungry so i told them to eat some of the leaves on the counter

joshuji
yoon jeonghan you horny piece of turtle shit that was mistletoe

icecreamscoup
these fucking insults i'm going to shit myself

yoongelic
some day i will choke jisoo with a wreath and it'll all be in good faith

juniepop
sounds interesting
can i join in your little christmas bdsm party

gyutiddies
why the fuck does the cake say hoe hoe hoe

woojiryeongi
you made it bitch
a work directly represents its creator

gyutiddies
oh no wonder light a flame is so slutty

wonwhyy
why are soonyoung and seokmin dressed up as leprechauns that has nothing to do with christmas???

kwonshi
i am not dressing up as rudolph go away

wonwhyy
i'll give you a nice red nose just come a little closer

juniepop
santa's here come sit on my lap baby boys

fallingforboo
shut up you'll forever be that miserable vampire who was dressed up as a christmas tree more flabby than your penis

juniepop
i'll have you know that my sperm dispenser is ready to go at all times

icecreamscoup
chan honey when i said hang up your socks i did not literally mean your sock socks

fallingforboo
you might not want to touch that it might be his cum sock

notyourbaby
i do not have a cum sock???

fallingforboo
next you'll be telling me you don't have a sex doll on your christmas wishlist

notyourbaby
i don't???

joshuji
sigh
merry christmas to everyone except for my dysfunctional family 💗