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icecreamscoup
let's face it
i'm the hottest in the mv

nyeacnyeac
i think we all know who owns that title

joshuji
y'all ate my looks up

mingyuzi
i looked hotter than the sahara desert

woojiryeongi
your humour's drier than the desert too

kwonshi
lmao jihoon let him breathe

woojiryeongi
enjoy your last few breaths mingyu

mingyuzi
suddenly i regret rooming with him

notyourbaby
i think us sending you off to crash that car by yourself is foreshadowing

icecreamscoup
wow you all want me DEAD???

woojiryeongi
us??? never
we want you buried six feet in the ground too

icecreamscoup
you all are so mean

joshuji
let's face it
this is my era

nyeacnyeac
no this is mymy era
hahahaha get it

wonwhyy
get out

nyeacnyeac
okay should i get out from the left or right door

haolight
i will personally build a door for you so you can get out

mingyuzi
the love and hate they have for each other is sweet but concerning

haolight
get a boyfriend and you'll find out that it's normal

mingyuzi
oh love doctor hao i see

joshuji
is it normal if jeonghan tried running me over with a car

haolight
what no get that checked out

yoongelic
it was a hot wheels josh
get over it

joshuji
tsk tsk you're acting like how i would expect our five year old son to act like

icecreamscoup
hold up
SON???

joshuji
you haven't done family planning yet?

yoongelic
oh yea i forgot you're a single pringle

icecreamscoup
STOP THIS BULLYING

joshuji
admit i'm good looking then

icecreamscoup
we ALL ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING

chwesol
you could actually break your kneecaps doing the choreography

haolight
fun summer plans

fallingforboo
okay i did not know you were psychotic hansol

nyeacnyeac
psycho?
psycho psycho~

fallingforboo
not everyone here is a reveluv
and that is a hate crime 😤

notyourbaby
not all of us are gay either hyung
stop forcing your sassy agenda on us

fallingforboo
first of all it's the boogenda
secondly, 🦆 you

nyeacnyeac
ahaha chan's FEARLESS

haolight
you did not

nyeacnyeac
I WISH y'all would support me

nyeacnyeac
we're all in this TOGETHER

haolight
junhui stop acting like a baby

nyeacnyeac
i can't help it
i'm a KIDULT 😔

joshuji
mymy what do we have here
a pun master

nyeacnyeac
YOU RUINED MY PERFECT LINE OF PUNS HYUNG

joshuji
now now don't get too stuck up
or you'll find your intestines twisting left and right

yoongelic
i will personally snap your phallus left and right

woojiryeongi
hell yea "personally"

seokedmin
why are you all so aggressive

woojiryeongi
it's a way of life seokmin
being nice doesn't get you anywhere

chwesol
as they say
you either kill or get killed

mingyuzi
anyways stream left and right

mingyuzi
AND YES I AM TALKING TO YOU

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a/n: y'all heard gyu now go stream the whole henggarae album and the mvs for mymy and left and right

my album boutta arrive and i'm crying

the mv actually killed me i shed genuine tears

this is triple j's era don't even come @ me it's true

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