icecreamscoup
jeonghan
where were you?yoongelic
six feet under whykwonshi
six feet under your mom!!!icecreamscoup
who let you have your phoneyoongelic
since when was jisoo your momjoshuji
i thought soonyoung was our firstbornyoongelic
at this point you could drag a child out of an adoption center and i wouldn't know that they weren't actually my kidwonwhyy
he's not actually your kidkwonshi
i am their kid shut up wonwoowoojiryeongi
case 1: hoshi believes he's a tiger
case 2: hoshi thinks his parents are some drunk 28 year oldswoojiryeongi
i think you're delusional
and very naïveicecreamscoup
about the naïve partseokedmin
what about me :(joshuji
you're our second child seokminyoongelic
who's the thirdjoshuji
i don't think we had a thirdnotyourbaby
people always forget me in this householdyoongelic
i thought you applied for emancipationwonwhyy
once again
they're not actually your kidsjoshuji
wonwoo
i was going to spill the beans to them once they grew olderwonwhyy
they're in their late 20s.joshuji
they are my SONSicecreamscoup
guys
about your sonicecreamscoup
you're an irresponsible little shit jeonghanyoongelic
which one
i have tenicecreamscoup
the tigerkwonshi
please don't tell him 🥺icecreamscoup
you almost got abducted??? how could i notjoshuji
HE WHAT
CHEOL WHATyoongelic
oh just a mild inconveniencejoshuji
OUR CHILD ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED AND YOU CALL THIS A MILD INCONVENIENCE??yoongelic
to be fair he'd probably scare the kidnappers into giving him back for freejoshuji
ehhh yeah you're right babekwonshi
absolute disrespect :(icecreamscoup
apparently someone lured him into a van with ice-creamwonwhyy
you lured him??icecreamscoup
no—
i lured him BACKwoojiryeongi
AGAIN???juniepop
what if it was sm trying to bag him for themselvesfallingforboo
taemin from shinee breaks out of the military to kidnap a delusional tigerchwesol
the y/n lifekwonshi
if it was taemin i wouldn't even need ice-creamicecreamscoup
ice-cream is your deciding factor on whether or not to get into a stranger's van???yoongelic
you're a shitty parent cheolkwonshi
yes
do you have a problem with thatkwonshi
mr ice cream scoopicecreamscoup
i saved you from death and this is how you repay me?icecreamscoup
should've left you to rotwonwhyy
okay but were the people kidnappersicecreamscoup
idk they were shoving bibles in his facehaolight
oh i know the culprityoongelic
babe i love a good prank but this is going too farjoshuji
??? what do i have to do with thiswonwhyy
how do you even know he was calling you babewonwhyy
he could be cheating on youjoshuji
with who?
everyone else is stinkier than meseokedmin
what if i happened to be less stinky than youjoshuji
oh so that's why soonyoung ran awayicecreamscoup
guys
hoshi almost got abducted by a religious culticecreamscoup
now is not the time to fight over lookskwonshi
cults do not have ice-creamwoojiryeongi
are you defending your potential abductorskwonshi
their logo was a tigerhaolight
now looks like a great time to resignfallingforboo
see as much as i would love to
we just signed another onefallingforboo
and frankly im not in the mental state to face the pledis hr teamnotyourbaby
hfallingforboo
you're the reason channotyourbaby
i didn't say anythingjuniepop
religious cult?? pfft
you're wrongjuniepop
it was a cult centered around cats that wanted to recruit him as their head tiger in chargekwonshi
the dream 🐯
should've let me go cheolicecreamscoup
...no??
how do you know this junhuijuniepop
well uhmhaolight
junhui.juniepop
minghao 🥰haolight
wen junhui.
spill.juniepop
ALRIGHT
i may or may not be the founderjoshuji
wait a fucking secondchwesol
WHATfallingforboo
yeah no i agree perfect time to resignjuniepop
i may or may not have instructed my men to lure him in with ice-creamicecreamscoup
JUNHUI????juniepop
what 😃icecreamscoup
grounded. no salsa mixer for a weekjuniepop
NOOO :(((kwonshi
okay but
can i please join cultyoongelic
seeing how it's jun's
why noticecreamscoup
JEONGHAN
you do not let the kids join cultsyoongelic
calm the fuck down sweetie this is why i divorced youicecreamscoup
but it's junhui's.
these two will wreak havocyoongelic
let them be
i love chaosicecreamscoup
you're horrible jeonghanyoongelic
ik
it's my best trait :)
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