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woojiryeongi
happy birthday hyung
ily

notyourbaby
hyung says he doesn't care but he's the first one to wish leader dude a happy birthday

icecreamscoup
what does ily mean 🙃

wonwhyy
he shot his shot

chwesol
i am not throwing away my shot

woojiryeongi
oh come on hyung i think you know

icecreamscoup
no i don't tell me the full form

woojiryeongi
this is manipulation

yoongelic
welcome to my world

woojiryeongi
fine
i love you

icecreamscoup
😳😳😳😳😳

woojiryeongi
in the most platonic way possible

mingyuzi
cOME ON
it's been like 50 chapters already kiss

icecreamscoup
i like slow burn ;)

mingyuzi
tHIS ISN'T SLOW BURN ANYMORE THIS IS SLOW COOKING A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN IN JUST HOT STEAM

woojiryeongi
i could be saying the same thing about you and wonwoo

mingyuzi
hyung and i have no significance here

wonwhyy
shit maybe i should ask mingyu out

haolight
don't count on it he'll laugh at your face

joshuji
it's scoops birthday
wait what happened holy shit

yoongelic
jihoon is hiding his feelings again

joshuji
oh boy whatever shall we do :0

icecreamscoup
you two are the worst best friends ever

joshuji
seungcheol's so mad he's speaking in oxymorons

joshuji
sorry idk the korean word for it

icecreamscoup
you're useless
brb gonna search that shit up

chwesol
because you two are morons :)

joshuji
i will cut you

yoongelic
idk what they're saying anymore but

yoongelic
we've decided that we won't bully you today

icecreamscoup
THANK THE GODS

joshuji
instead, we'll bully jihoon into loving you

icecreamscoup
still not complaining 😌

woojiryeongi
wow what shua hyung haha no one can control me

yoongelic
love seungcheol :)

woojiryeongi
shit let's love seungcheol

kwonshi
how do you do it hyung

seokedmin
why do you want to brainwash jihoon

kwonshi
oml i don't want to i was just curious

icecreamscoup
i would love to brainwash jihoon 😔

woojiryeongi
as a part of the love seungcheol agenda i offer free hugs

icecreamscoup
yEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mingyuzi
hyung is a baby

woojiryeongi
he is my baby
apparently

yoongelic
jihoon remove the apparently goddamit

joshuji
this isn't fun i want to bully cheol again

yoongelic
im sorry for not giving you a present cheol have jihoon as compensation

woojiryeongi
im sorry i am not a materialistic product

yoongelic
love seungcheol

woojiryeongi
yes love seungcheol

yoongelic
what are you giving cheol for his birthday?

woojiryeongi
my love

icecreamscoup
that's the best present
can we go out yet

woojiryeongi
yes
wait

icecreamscoup
YES YES YES YES

woojiryeongi
oh my god wait

joshuji
scoops is happy

icecreamscoup
call me scoops again and i will kill you

fallingforboo
scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop

icecreamscoup
pls die
i beg you

icecreamscoup
can all the members just die today
except for jihoon ofc

haolight
that can be done
you're up first mingyu

mingyuzi
why is everything always my fault

yoongelic
no one's blaming you fatass

mingyuzi
stop fatshaming me giraffe

yoongelic
okay beanstalk

icecreamscoup
hey today is about me :(

woojiryeongi
everything is always about you

icecreamscoup
omg really jihoon
😳 i'm flustered

woojiryeongi
no wait i

joshuji
shush keep him happy

woojiryeongi
since when are you an advocate for keeping him happy

joshuji
i sure as hell don't wanna see him cry

nyeacnyeac
ulgo shipji anha

icecreamscoup
i beg you all to go fuck yourselves for a day

icecreamscoup
except jihoon he can fuck me instead

woojiryeongi
okay i did not sign up for this

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a/n: seungcheol's smile is the most beautiful thing to have graced the earth

also never play thanks directly after falling for u you WILL cry

i feel like i'm getting less funnier
i promise i have funnier chapter drafts 😳

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