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~hongjisoos has changed their username to oosijgnoh~

icecreamscoup
what kind of shit

oosijgnoh
special shit
the crap of the gentleman™

icecreamscoup
your username makes no sense
like half the crap you say

oosijgnoh
it's my name backwards
which is exactly what your brain seems to be

icecreamscoup
it's shitty
like your hair colour

oosijgnoh
you are: incorrect
it's creative
unlike someone's brain

icecreamscoup
i'd love to call out your bullshit
unfortunately snakes cannot crap the way bulls do

oosijgnoh
but camels do
i see one every single day

icecreamscoup
you are a hoe

oosijgnoh
maybe you're just jealous i'm useful both in the garden AND in bed

slothwoo
can you two be friends for one (1) day

oosijgnoh
if he signs a peace treaty maybe

icecreamscoup
don't you dare force seventh grade history on me

oosijgnoh
maybe i should remind you of ninth grade then
france did well with those guillotines

icecreamscoup
you're on thin fucking ice joshua hong

oosijgnoh
i guess you could say that's pretty-

icecreamscoup
pretty what

icecreamscoup
dammit hong i miss you answer me

oosijgnoh
sorry i was finding my pair
*whips on glasses*
cool

slothwoo
i find it concerning the lengths hyung goes for a pun

oosijgnoh
i know
maybe i should take it down a few inches

slothwoo
oh my god can you shut up

oosijgnoh
i would
i unfortunately don't own pixar though

oosijgnoh
wish i did
i'd make a movie on hansol
it'd probably break the internet before ralph did

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