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mingyuzi
quarantine sucks let's go fish in the bathtub

joshuji
go fish?
i love that game

kwonshi
what's it about i wanna play

joshuji
well it's basically a card game

yoongelic
it's what i tell seungcheol when he's failing at kart rider

kwonshi
what kind of fish is he

yoongelic
i would call him a sting ray but that's jihoon

kwonshi
yes jihoon deserves to be a stingray

icecreamscoup
because stingrays have that adorable lil smile

kwonshi
no because they're little asses that sting

icecreamscoup
wow okay that's just rude

woojiryeongi
and soonyoung's a catfish
no need to explain why

fallingforboo
why are we talking about fish

seokedmin
finding dory 🤧

mingyuzi
the sneezing emoji is banned

chwesol
i think they're fighting guys

fallingforboo
who

chwesol
uh
everyone

fallingforboo
you're gonna have to be more specific
95 line hate each others' guts

joshuji
uh actually i'm dating jeonghan
that means i actually like him?

yoongelic
like????

yoongelic
l i k e ???

fallingforboo
oh right i forgot
95 line are also masochists

yoongelic
sadists too 😳
*cracks whip*

joshuji
woah okay not again

fallingforboo
not going to ask but

seokedmin
did we move on from the fishy?
i like fishy

kwonshi
i like you

seokedmin
aw hyung that's sweet

chwesol
oh dude he's flirting

kwonshi
what no i merely think seokmin is the best thing since sliced bread

seokedmin
i think hyung is the best brother-friend i could ask for

kwonshi
:) <3

woojiryeongi
which is exactly why i am breaking up with you

mingyuzi
you say that every week hyung

woojiryeongi
he won't let me break up though

icecreamscoup
does this mean...

kwonshi
yes he's single and free real estate

woojiryeongi
so you're not going to be like "ooh no jihoon you're my rice bowl uwuwu"

kwonshi
that was one time
and no

yoongelic
DRAMA!!!

notyourbaby
i would spam dramarama but i get that this is a serious time

kwonshi
she's like dramamaramama

woojiryeongi
oh ffs i'm glad this is over

icecreamscoup
maybe you need a post-breakup outing that's definitely not a three hour date with choi seungcheol :)

woojiryeongi
maybe i could use some sleep that doesn't involve seeing choi seungcheol for three hours

kwonshi
you say that but you lowkey check him out every day even after we started going out

yoongelic
imagine checking out other dudes while in a relationship

joshuji
you literally told me the guy in it's okay to not be okay was hot

joshuji
AND the barista at starbucks yesterday don't try

yoongelic
guilty as charged and im sorry but you were talking about how cute bobpul was too okay 😤

joshuji
bobpul is a DOG

mingyuzi
my daughter, shut up

wonwhyy
imagine being so lonely you adopt a dog

joshuji
me and jeonghan already decided that when we get married we'll adopt six dogs, three cats, ten rabbits and two hamsters

icecreamscoup
when
not if

seokedmin
fishy

yoongelic
are you saying that we won't get married?

icecreamscoup
you two already act like a couple that's been married for 60 years who am i to complain

seokedmin
won't you adopt fishy too???

kwonshi
i like how everyone has moved on from the biggest drama there was this year

joshuji
no fishies jihoon will crush them all

woojiryeongi
are you saying i'm a fish murderer

icecreamscoup
you're a lil kitty meow meow

haolight
...

haolight
just when i thought things couldn't get worse

haolight
soonhoon broke up and all you care about is fish

~haolight has left the chat~

mingyuzi
...
should we party?

mingyuzi
hello?

mingyuzi
dammit why am i always the one to get seenzoned

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