"Micheal, Nick, Maddie Yellow alert," I hear Janey yell. I walk downstairs seeing my outfit. "Where are you going?" Janey asks.
"Out with friends," I say.
"Why now instead of lunch?" Janey asks.
"Because mum makes our dinner I don't even think you can call it that," I say.
"Mum why does Maddie get to skip dinner?" Janey whines/ asks as both of us enters the kitchen.
"Maddie you skipping dinner?" Mum asks.
"I'm not skipping I just going out with friends." I say. Actually it kinda a job interview so I can work Micheal and Janey school. Apparently one of the kids there are being mean to Micheal so if I do get the job I can be hard on the kid.
"Why could you not go on Friday?" Mum asked as Janey sits at the table.
"Because we are having Chinese take out on Friday and I can't miss that." I say sitting down at the table as my dinner won't be until very late.
"Any way Mum what do you think of tongue studs?" Janey asks.
"They're ugly disgusting and unhygienic," Mum says.
"Good because I want a tattoo," Janey says.
"No," Mum replied.
"Okay, when's dad coming home?" Janey asks.
"Ignoring the subtext of that question I think he's working late today," Mum says.
"Why?" Janey asks.
"Because I left him a message asking him to come home early stupid I know," Mum says that when Dad entered the kitchen.
"Hi darling! I'm sorry I'm late. It's just I didn't get you message," Dad says.
"What message was that?" Mum asks.
"What message... what?" Dad says.
"The message you didn't get." Mum says.
"Ah! Mm that smells good," Dad says shouldn't be mum's dinner.
"I knew it- Dad's have an affair." Janey adds in making mum laugh.
"Cruel laugh Susan, and I'll ignore it." Dad says.
"Right, like you ignored my messages." Mum says.
"No that wasn't me it was the glove puppet. Whats the trouble?" Dad asks.
"It seems Micheal's got a bit of problem with Jason Hodder." Mum says.
"Hodder, J? The fat kid who smells like sour milk?" Dad asks.
"No that's Keith Burstell," I say.
"Jason's the one with the itch." Mum says.
"Which end?" Dad asks.
"No that's Lee Matthews. Jason had the head lice spread through the school like wildfire." Mum says.
"I know, I never thanked him properly for that." Dad says. "What is he spreading now? Cholera, typhoid, distemper?"
"No this time it's different. He's been picking on Micheal this morning he doesn't want to go to school." Mum says.
"Who would with a disgusting class like that." Janey says taking a few thing out of the fridge and carried on with setting up the table.
"Yeah I know school's MEANT to be unpleasant you know to prepare you for life" Dad says walking closer to the table where I'm sat.
"Look do you really want to be left out from family discussions." Mum says me, Janey and dad share a look dad shook his head.
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The idiot's twin sister
RandomMaddie Harper is a twin sister of Nick Harper also known around the family as the idiot. This from My Family a BBC iplayer tv show and as Nick is my favourite character so I made a character for this family. Maddie Harper is a girl who loves fashion...
