"Your early." Nick states as I walk in Micheal room. Nick standing behind Micheal while Micheal in his chair infront of the laptop.
"I know I walked in and they just looked at me and said I'm hired. Can any of you explain this to me?" I ask they both shrugged. "Any way I brought food I ate most of it but here."
I place the take out bag onto Micheal desk and sat on the bed.
"Anyway I need to know about computers if I want to become a dotcommillonare I'll give you 1 percent of the company." Nick bargains.
"I want 15 percent of adjusted gross and 2 percent of international sales in perpetuity." Micheal says.
"OK." Nick says not knowing what Micheal talking about.
"What do you want to know?" Micheal asks moving out of his chair letting Nick sit down.
"Where's the dot button?" Nick asks in answer Micheal just press the dot button. "Cool! Where's the com button?"
Right on time dad walks in.
"Oh, hi, Micheal." Dad says.
"Hey dad." Micheal says.
"Are you busy?" Dad asks.
"He's in a meeting." Nick says.
"Why can't you be normal?" Dad asks.
"Just lucky." Nick answers.
"Do you think that in the womb I took all Nick's normality?" I say randomly
"No cause your not normal either." Dad says. "So... Mikey..." Dad starts.
"If it's about Jason you're wasting your time." Micheal interrupts.
"Yeah look just for your mother let's go through the motions." Dad says.
"Yeah." Micheal says.
"You see, deep down, all bullies are cowards." Dad says.
"Jason isn't. He's really scary." Micheal says.
"Yeah he made the gym teacher wet his pants." Nick says.
"He may be scary..." Dad says.
"And fat." Nick adds.
"All right thank you. But there are thing you can do." Dad says.
"Like what?" Micheal asks.
"Well, you know... You be Jason." Dad says. "You're Jason Hodder and I'm you." Sitting down on a chair.
"This is stupid!" Micheal says. "Can't I just let Maddie show him a hard time."
"No come on try and scare me and I'll show you how to react." Dad says. "Come on, put me down. Try and scare me."
"Your tax return has to be in by Wednesday." I say before Micheal can just wanting to well as Dad says it 'put me down'.
Dad looks at me and here comes the joy seeing his face turn to shock and horror.
"Oh, my God, I'd forgotten!" Dad says.
"You haven't even begun to do your books!" Nick joins in Dad put his head in his hands.
"If you're late, there'll be a whopping fine." I says me and Nick stand up knowing he'll kick us out
"Alright both of you Get out, you pillock!" Dad says.
"Stick and stones..." Nick says as we both head to the door.
"Don't give me any ideas okay!" Dad says me and Nick leave.
High five and we seperate in our own rooms knowing Dad will look for his tax all night. Or have a fight with mum.
The next morning me, Janey, Mum, Micheal and Nick are in the kitchen.
"Please, Mum!" Janey begs.
"This is unbelievable they cost a fortune, they hurt, and once you've got one, you're stuck with it for life." Mum says.
"It's only a tattoo!" Janey says.
"I was talking about daughters." Mum says.
"Hey what did I do!" I say.
"You got a tattoo," Mum says.
"Fair enough." I says.
"Subject closed, OK?" Mum says. "Are you ready dear?"
"Couldn't I just be ill today?" Micheal asks.
"No that'd be admitting defeat." Mum says.
"Couldn't I admit defeat?" Micheal asks.
"No, that'd be wrong." Mum says. "Nick were you born in a pigsty?" Mum asks as she see Nick drinking milk from the bottle.
"I don't know. YOU were there." Nick says.
"23 hours of blissful labour and even then, you were slow." Mum says.
"Now Micheal if Jason gives you any trouble come straight to the headteacheras I'm not working until tomorrow. " I says.
"I can handle this myself, Maddie." Micheal says.
"Good now remember a sense of humour helps you through the most difficult times." Mum says.
"Right the next time he puts your head down the toilet, think of it as a comedy opportunity!" Janey says flipping through her magazine.
"Nick your brother is going to school any advice?" Mum asks.
"Yeah. Always. Think positive only the pathetic let life get them down." Nick says.
"Oh god the chap starts here!" Dad says announcing his arrival. "Another glorious day at the bumhole of dentistry!"
"Father a bit tired tell him there's coffee in the pot." Mum says.
" Mum says there's coffee in the pot." Nick repeats.
"He's been up all night fannying around with his income tax." Mum says.
"Tell your mother I was not fannying around. I was looking for the receipts she's hidden." Dad says.
"Dad says he's sorry for everything g he did and whatever it was it was entirely his fault." I says.
"Well if that's the case tell him I forgive him." Mum says.
"Mum says she wants a divorce." Nick says.
"Shut up" Dad says.
"Dad say shut up." I says.
"Well I agree with your father." Mum says throwing the napkin she was fiddling with other mine and Nicks head and kiss Dad.
"Please!" Janey says getting up.
"I'd rather go to school!" Micheal says.
I walked into the kitchen and Mum on the phone with dad while Micheal is next to her covered head to toe with what seems to be pudding. Why would anyone waste pudding like this? Oh and Poor Micheal.
"14.7" Mum says probably rating how serious it is I grab a hold of a muffin I made earlier and scooped the pudding off from Micheal's face.
"MADDIE!" Mum yells at me I eat the muffin.
"I was incorrect it's custard." I says. "Want some?" I asks offering it to Micheal and Mum mum scolded me i just shrugged my shoulder and walked out of the kitchen.
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The idiot's twin sister
RandomMaddie Harper is a twin sister of Nick Harper also known around the family as the idiot. This from My Family a BBC iplayer tv show and as Nick is my favourite character so I made a character for this family. Maddie Harper is a girl who loves fashion...
