What's Marco's favorite game?
-Half Life
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Marco isn't half the man he use to be. (-_-
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Two and a half men. Starring Marco Bodt.
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Marco and Jean conversation online:
Marco: Jean?
Jean: Marco?
Marco: Jean,it's me!
Marco:Finally!
Jean: I've waited for you for so long.
Marco: I'm sorry.Forgive me?
Jean: Of coarse i'll forgive you. You're my other half.
Marco: ....
Jean: Without you,i'm just half a man.
(Marco has left the conversation)
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*Marco going to Heaven*
God: Don't worry son,your'e halfway there ._.
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*Attack on Titan merch seller*
MARCO BODT SWEAT SHIRT.50% OFF
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( green road sign)
Marco island - 1/2 a mile away.
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"I hope I don't die today"
--Marco Bodt,2013
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Hey,guys. Have you met the new kind Marco? I heard he isn't half bad.
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When the new people enter the fandom when the dub comes out
we’re going to have to put up with
*whispers*
dead marco jokes
ALL OVER AGAIN
Hopefully it will only be half as bad as it was last time.
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the only math that marco is good at is division and fractions. maybe a little subtraction.
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Okay i'm so done with myself. These are really old and shitty :/
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