Dead Marco Jokes

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What's Marco's favorite game?

-Half Life

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Marco isn't half the man he use to be. (-_-

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Two and a half men. Starring Marco Bodt.

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Marco and Jean conversation online:

Marco: Jean?

Jean: Marco?

Marco: Jean,it's me!

Marco:Finally!

Jean: I've waited for you for so long.

Marco: I'm sorry.Forgive me?

Jean: Of coarse i'll forgive you. You're my other half.

Marco: ....

Jean: Without you,i'm just half a man.

(Marco has left the conversation) 

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*Marco going to Heaven*

God: Don't worry son,your'e halfway there ._.

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*Attack on Titan merch seller*

MARCO BODT SWEAT SHIRT.50% OFF

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( green road sign)

Marco island - 1/2 a mile away.

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"I hope I don't die today"

--Marco Bodt,2013

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Hey,guys. Have you met the new kind Marco? I heard he isn't half bad.

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When the new people enter the fandom when the dub comes out 

we’re going to have to put up with 

*whispers*

dead marco jokes

ALL OVER AGAIN

Hopefully it will only be half as bad as it was last time.

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the only math that marco is good at is division and fractions. maybe a little subtraction.

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Okay i'm so done with myself. These are really old and shitty :/

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