1.Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
2.Do fish get thirsty?
3.The guy who made the clock...how did he know the time?
4.Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
5.How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
6.If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
7.Why call it a building if it's already been built?
8.Can you daydream at night?
9.What was the best thing before sliced bread? (that's a big ass sandwich lol)
10.Is the color orange called that because it's the color of the fruit of the same name, or was the fruit called orange because that's its color? Which came first, the color or the fruit?
11.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
12.Why did God give men nipples?
13.If you wear an antennae to a wedding, would the reception be better?