I was reading a book about anti-gravity.I can't put it down.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.Then it hit me.
When you get a bladder infection,urnine trouble.
What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Jokes about 9/11 are plane wrong.
When chemist die,they barium.
How does Jesus make his tea?Hebrews it.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Frog parking only.Anything else will be toad.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey.Then I turned myself around.
