Adventures in the Life of a Awkward Teen

"Respect the drip, KAREN!"

Today we have a funny story! Woohoo!

It was late, I had about two hours of sleep and I was playing Arsenal with my friend. We were being goofballs and making dumb jokes. 

In case you don't know, Arsenal is a first person shooter on the Roblox platform. Pretty popular, simple to learn, lots of fun, and good graphics.

So, this really sweaty person starts attacking the server. We make it our main goal in life to backstab him. This is our goal because if you can knife someone, they get demoted. Backstabs are just more disrespectful and are instant kills. In addition to that, I had a challenge to backstab people. 

Therefore, we start running around screaming and trying to find this person. My friend is a thousand times better than me, and teases me frequently about it. Actually, he teases me about everything-

Our conversation went  something like this:

Cologne/Friend: "Hey Callie, how are you doing?"

Me: "Trash as usual, you?"

Cologne: *intense button clicking and screaming*

Cologne: "DANG IT! I ALMOST GOT HIM!"

Me: "I BELIEVE IN YOU!"

Cologne: "HECK YEAH!"

Me: "DIDDLY DANG IT! People keep shooting me ;-;"

Cologne: "And that's how Mafia City works."

*Break of laughter*

Me: *shoots someone* "I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!"

*More Laughter*

I had to include some initial crack before the good stuff. Anyway, we kept playing and the person left. Now Cologne was the sweaty player. I wanted to kill him so I joined the opposite team. 

My team was kind of trash, and his team was lowkey sweat lords. wE wErE eVeNlY mAtChEd-

So, I want to backstab him because of the disrespect factor and he is just shooting me down left and right. 

The conversation goes something like this:

Me: "DARN IT COLOGNE! I ALMOST GOT YOU THAT TIME!"

Cologne: "Try harder then."

My brain: "Respect the drip, KAREN!"

My mouth: "DUH DOY DUH DOY DOY!"

We lost it at that. I am never living that one down ;w;