Kokichi: This is some nice Panta. I like Panta.
Miu: Lemme smash, please.
Kokichi: No Miu, go find Kiibo
Miu: You want sum fucc?
Kokichi: No Miu I don't want sum fuc-
Miu: I got you checkers.
Miu: Hey boi ya want sum tit?
Kokichi: Miu... Your tits are small.
Miu: Wut?
Miu: You want purple? He doesn't want purple...
Miu:... Checkers and purple? No.
Kokichi: Miu, I'm leaving.
Miu: * Chasing him around the cafeteria *
Miu: No! Wait! Lemme smash!
Miu: What has my life come to? Kokichi thought my tits were big. Kokichi used to lemme smash. But Kokichi is smashin' Rantoro.
Miu: ... Rantoro is a hoe.
Miu: Fuck this bedroom! Fuck Rantoro!
Miu: I need you Kokichi! Kokichi lemme smash!
Miu: I'ma get that bitch a Panta. Bitches love Panta.
Miu: * Picks up fanta * wrong drink.
Miu: Panta, Panta, Panta, Panta, Panta, Panta Panta Panta Panta. * Sees Panta *
Miu: NEED PANTA GOT PANTA KOKICHI I GOT PANTA LEMME SMASH-
_______________________________________________I'm sorry I couldn't help myself I saw my opportunity and I took it
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