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INCORRECT QUOTES #2

jungkook telling about jimin- he likes mysterious girls

y/n- oh ok

[later]

jimin- where are you going?

y/n- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

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yoongi- has anyone told you that you are annoying?

y/n- what? no :(

yoongi- good, I am not in the mood to fight anyone right now

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yoongi- i think we should adopt another kid

y/n- no

yoongi- why?

y/n- because by 'kid' you mean a 'cat' and we already have 24 of those

yoongi- *unzips jacket* 25

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namjoon- if you have 10 cookies and i ask you for 5 cookies, how many will you have?

y/n- zero

namjoon- its basic maths. its not even that hard-

y/n- i would give everything thing to you because i love you

namjoon- [blushing]

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jungkook- *desperate to show his abs*

jungkook- wow, its sure is windy today! blew my shirt right off

y/n- ......

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taehyung- i accidently wore my contacts to bed. sometimes i think i am stupid

y/n- don't worry I do that all the time

taehyung- wear your contacts to bed?

y/n- think you are stupid

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jin- what would you do if i die?

y/n- its funny that you think i would let you die

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[murderer chasing y/n around the house]

y/n- REBECCA PLAY THE SCOOBY DOO THEME SONG-

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yoongi- i don't like it

y/n- c'mon hyung, you don't like anything

yoongi I like sleep and you

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yoongi- pretty sure my life just flashed before my eyes

y/n- you only did a single push up-

yoongi- call my mom and tell her i love her

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namjoon- can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

y/n- general mathematics 8th grade edition

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y/n- i have high standards

namjoon- *smiles*

y/n- oh no, he is meeting all my standards-

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y/n- am i in hell?

jungkook- no honey, if you were in hell you would be on a throne and the devil would be packing up-

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taehyung- OH MY GOD I AM BLIND-

y/n- *lifts up burger king crown from covering taehyung's eyes*

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jimin- hug?

y/n- [bolting to hug him] YOU NEEDY BITCH

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yoongi- can you do the thing?

y/n- what thing?

yoongi- the thing that never fails to make me happy

y/n- oh

y/n- [smiles]

yoongi- thank you

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waiter- anything to drink

y/n- a coke for the most amazing person on the earth

yoongi- aw-

y/n- and my date will have water

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hobi- why is y/n always doing the laundry so loudly?

jimin- to let everyone know that no one helps in the house

y/n in the distance- *slams the washing machine door*

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jackson wang- who is in charge here?

bts- usually who ever yells the loudest

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[y/n and jimin glaring at eachother]

yoongi [asks tae]- are they fighting?

y/n- YOUR EYES MAKE ME REALISE THAT LIVING WITHOUT YOU IS POINTLESS!

jimin- WELL YOUR SMILE MAKES MY WORLD BRIGHTER THAN IT COULD EVER BE!

tae- they are doing the 'compliment me' challenge for the past 4 hours

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2AM BTS household

y/n- and where have you been?

joon- uh, I was at the studio with yoongi hyung

yoongi- *swirling around in the chair* you wanna try that again?

joon- i was at the han river....

y/n and yoongi, softy- you feel sad again? come here Joonie. hugs.

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jin- y/nie, our award from that one show just arrived in the mail

y/n- oh my god finally

y/n- [unwraps award]

y/n- [clutches the bubble wrap] I have been waiting for this moment

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y/n- if you drop soap on the floor, is the floor then clean or is the soap dirty?

namjoon- if you are asking that kind of questions, are you just pretending or are you really that dumb?

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y/n- we can go to the cinema if you're allowed

hobi- if i'm allowed?

y/n- i'm not usually allowed to bring snacks into the cinema

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yoongi- babe, could you pass me the eggs?

jimin- *reaches for eggs*

hobi- *also reaches for eggs*

y/n- [barges through the kitchen door with 2 boxes of eggs] you needed me babe?

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namjoon- when i asked you to bring me something back from the beach i meant like shells or something

y/n- *struggling to hold 10 crabs* oh

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y/n- you dropped banana milk on my books rack didn't you?

jungkook- i-it magically fell out of my hands

y/n- yeah like my foot is magically going to be up your ass in a minute

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-TBC-

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